Hillbilly Verse of the Day James 1:27!
“Now, y’all listen here. The Good Book says to take care of orphans and widows, and stay pure in the eyes of the Lord. So, don’t you go messin’ around with no sinful ways. Keep it clean, y’all.”
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“Now, y’all listen here. The Good Book says to take care of orphans and widows, and stay pure in the eyes of the Lord. So, don’t you go messin’ around with no sinful ways. Keep it clean, y’all.”
Yo listen up, all you dads in the house,
Ephesians 6:4, let me break it down,
Don’t anger your kids, that’s just plain cruel,
Raise them up right, don’t be a fool,
Teach ’em God’s way, that’s the deal,
Or you might find yourself in a dad-fail ordeal!
“Be humble, God resists the proud. He will exalt you in due time. Cast your worries to Him.” #humbleyourself #trustGod
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Yo, brethren, be chill and lay hold on the good vibes. Pursue the dope life and stay stoked, resisting the negative vibes that bring down your flow. Live the righteous life, yo. Peace out.
“Listen here, y’all folks think y’all righteous, but if’n y’all can’t bridle yer tongue, y’all’s all hat, no cattle! Y’all needs to walk that talk, or else y’all’s religion ain’t worth a plug nickel!” – James 1:26 in hillbilly slang.
Yo, listen up fam, don’t be a fool
Peter’s got some words, so stay in school
He talks about the epistles that Paul writes
But some people twist them, like kinks in pipes
They make things hard to understand
And end up in some trouble, ain’t that grand?
So focus up and don’t be absurd
Or else you might just miss the word.
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Hey man, listen up! Woe to those who party hearty, but take no time to get their act straight. If you’re always feeling lit, but never chill enough to do what’s right, then trouble is on the horizon! You’re not in the cool club of the Most High, and you’re totally harshing everyone’s vibe.
“Lord, y’all hear me hollerin’ up to ya now? Why ya hidin’ yer face from me? Them mean folks done gone and robbed the poor and bragged ’bout it, but I know y’all see ’em. Don’t let ’em get away with it, Lord, ’cause y’all always stand up for the helpless.”
Yo, Joshua, don’t you fear,
God is with you, so be clear,
Strong and courageous, don’t you quiver,
For the Lord your God is the real giver.
So go, conquer, and don’t be vexed,
God’s got your back, you’ll be blessed.