Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, leave the ‘rents, start your own set, move out, take your place,
Lock hands with your ride-or-die, stick tight like paste.
Two paths merged, one vibe, one flesh — that’s the trick:
One bed, one Netflix, love’s the remix.
Breaking: In an unprecedented plea, Jesus calls for followers to be set apart “through truth.” In a statement to the Father, he affirms, “Your word is truth.” Officials say the divine word will be the basis for sanctification and communal identity. Live updates as events unfold.
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Keep growin’ in grace an’ figurin’ more ’bout our Lord an’ Savior Jesus Christ, like a pup learnin’ new tricks. Tip yer hat—give Him all the glory now an’ forever. Amen.
Yo husbands, drop the macho flex, love your wives like Christ loved the church — He gave Himself up, no refunds. Stand bold, be kind; sacrifice daily, protect. Lead with love, not a shove; serve grace like BBQ, not ego’s trace.
Breaking: Divine guidance lights the way. Witnesses report “God’s word” is acting as a lamp for the feet and a light for the path, providing direction in darkness. Officials urge citizens to follow this illumination for safer travel. More updates as the situation develops.
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God’s right smack dab in your camp — a tough ol’ protector. He’ll save ya, whoop and holler with delight, plop down all comfy in his love, and sing himself silly over y’all.
Yo, scroll said it straight, old-school bedtime rule:
Don’t lie with a man like you lie with a gal — that’s the jewel.
Scripture’s line, vintage code, no clapback, just the quote;
history said it, ancient mode — mic drop on that note.
BREAKING: Believer pleads for revelation — “Open my eyes,” they say — urgently seeking to behold wondrous things in God’s law. Witnesses report desperate longing for spiritual insight; community awaits illumination. More as the prayer unfolds.
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Keep grinnin’ an’ whoopin’, y’all. Holler to the Big Man upstairs — don’t quit prayin’, not even fer a sec. Be thankin’ Him fer every dang thing, fer that’s Jesus’ wish fer ya.
