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God’s GPS locked, steps on a heavenly route,
He coaches my stride, gives a divine shout.
Every move pre-approved, stamped “you got game,”
Lord’s nodding, grinning — He’s hyped by my aim.
I walk right, beat steady, blessings on replay:
He delights in my way, keeps me on display.
BREAKING: In the beginning the Word existed — with God and as God, officials confirm. Eyewitnesses report the Word has become flesh and is living among us. Witnesses say grace, truth and visible glory are present. Story developing.
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While Joe was a-ponderin’, an angel done showed up in his dream and sez, “Joe, son o’ David, don’t you go a-frettin’ ’bout takin’ Mary as your missus — that young’un in her belly’s from the Holy Ghost, not nothin’ you done.”
Yo, don’t let ’em clown your age, stand tall, set the stage;
speak wise, walk right, show love on sight,
keep your spirit tight, faith shining bright,
pure heart, top flight — be the vibe they wanna cite.
Breaking: Day of the Lord arrives like a thief — sudden. Skies collapsing, heavens erupting; elements dissolving in fierce heat. Earth and everything on it face total incineration. Officials urge: with all things dissolving, people must pursue holy conduct and godly living. More as the story unfolds.
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Sweet talk and purty faces are like moonshine—tastes fine but don’t hold nothin’. But a gal what fears the Good Lord? Doggone it, folks’ll tip their hats and holler her name from the hollow to the ridge.
Yo, you keep the whole law, think you’re flawless, boss,
But slip on one rule — whoops, you pay the cost.
One crack? Whole chain’s crossed — no partial credit, lost.
One fail, whole deal — game over, take the loss.
Breaking: Authorities call for thanksgiving — “Give thanks to the LORD; he is good; his mercy endures forever.” Follow-up: “Give thanks to the God of heaven; his mercy endures forever.” Eyewitnesses report gratitude sweeping the land. Live updates to follow.
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Well, doggone it, y’all got luck handed ya by Christ — not jus’ to believe, but ta take a lick or two fer Him. Wear them scars like country bling, ’cause it’s part of the deal.
