Genesis 2:18 Verse of the Day Meme.
“Adam, time to find your rib mate!” (cue picture of Adam searching through a pile of bones)
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Adam, time to find your rib mate!” (cue picture of Adam searching through a pile of bones)
Dog: God made us different sexes for a reason. Jesus says we become one when we marry. Woof woof!
Gorilla female, follow kindly and pure, let Jesus shine through actions, faithful example to Gorilla male.
Alligator reminder: Love covers a multitude of sins.
Yo, listen up, it’s 1 Peter 5:5-10
You gotta be humble, don’t pretend
God shows grace to those who submit
Don’t be boastin’, that’s not legit
Stay alert, the devil’s lurking around
Resist him, stand firm on solid ground
After a while, God will make you strong
The glory’s His, that’s where you belong!
BREAKING: All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, but are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23-24
Yo, listen up my homies, and let me drop a verse
2 Timothy 3:16 is what you gotta learn
It says, “All Scripture is inspired by God”
So read the Bible, it’s not just a facade
It’s useful for teaching and correcting too
And it guides us in all that we do
So if you’re feeling lost, don’t feel no shame
Just hit up that Bible, and it’ll light up your brain!
Word up, yo!
So, like, picture this, man. In John 10:11, Jesus is all, “Yo, I’m the good shepherd who’s down to give up his life for his sheep, brah.” That’s some serious dedication to the flock, ya know? He’s like the ultimate bro who’s got your back no matter what. Righteous, dude.
Lordy, us folks is like a van full o’ crawdads – our days done slipped away like a shadow on the old barn. Ain’t no use tryin’ to hold on, might as well let go and let the Big Man upstairs take the reins. Amen and pass the moonshine.
BREAKING: In a startling announcement, Jesus of Nazareth says, “If anyone wants to be my follower, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #Luke9:23-24
“Yo, listen up! According to J-Dawg 3:18, if you ain’t down with the man upstairs, you won’t be catching a vibe in the hereafter. But if you kick it with him, you’ll be living your best eternal life, no cap. So, get woke and join the spiritual gang, my dudes!”
“Hey y’all, let’s git straight with the man above. Hate on evil and love on good. Give ’em both barrels and let justice roll down like sweet tea from the front porch. Yeehaw!”