Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 139:13-16!
Dude, like, the Big Guy upstairs totally formed my insides and outsides, man. He knew me even before I was born, and wrote my story even before I lived it. It’s pretty wild, dude.
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Dude, like, the Big Guy upstairs totally formed my insides and outsides, man. He knew me even before I was born, and wrote my story even before I lived it. It’s pretty wild, dude.
Well shucks y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 146:1-2. The good Lord says to praise him all day long and never forget how mighty he is. Let’s lift our voices high and give thanks to him ‘cuz he’s the real deal, y’all. Ain’t no doubt ’bout that! Amen and yeehaw!
Yo ladies listen up, let’s get real,
Husbands in the house, this is how you feel,
Submit to your man, that’s what it’s about,
With love and respect, no need to shout.
And guys, step up, lead the way,
Treat your girl like a queen every day,
Love her like Christ, ready to give,
And watch your marriage grow and live.
“Trumpet sounds, Jesus comes, we ascend!” – 1 Thess. 4:16-18
Breaking News: “Creation reveals God’s invisible qualities,” states Romans 1:20. The Apostle Paul writes that God’s existence and power are revealed through his creation. From the smallest organism to the grandest galaxy, all testify to the Creator’s majesty. This verse serves as a reminder to all humanity that God is evident in the world around us.
Yo bros, lemme hit you with some deep thoughts from Hebrews 2:6-8. It’s like God crowned us humans with supreme swag and authority over His creation. But sometimes we mess it up and act like fools, ya know? Even Jesus had to struggle through some tough times, but in the end, he came out on top, like a boss.
Listen here now, God’s a right big ol’ refugium an’ strength, y’all. Yessiree, a mighty help durin’ trouble times! Best believe it, pardner! No need ta fret ’bout them mountains shakin’ or them waters roarin’, God’s got yer back, yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, let me tell you ’bout the beast
It’s got seven heads, and ten horns at least
It comes from the sea, and gets all the fame
But don’t be fooled, it’s just a dragon’s game
The whole world follows, they think it’s legit
But don’t take the mark, or you’ll regret it
It’s 666, the number to fear
So stay true to God, and keep Him near!
“God floods Earth, saves Noah and fam. Animals too. Bye-bye world, start fresh. #NoMoreMrNiceGod”
Breaking News: Jesus claims eternal protection for believers in John 10:28-30. “I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.”
Bruh, listen up! Yo, God’s word is my jam, it’s lit! When I’m feeling down and out, your promises lift me up and give me hope. Keep it coming, God, cause your word is straight fire!
“Git on out there an do yer kindest to yer kinfolks an to them who ain’t. Show ’em the love of the Lord ‘n’ be a blessin’ in their lives. Fer at the end of the day, we’s all related in God’s eyes.” – Galatians 6:10, hillbilly style!