Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 2:41!
And them that accepted his word was baptized, and there were add about three thousand folks that done it. Now that’s some serious hootenanny, y’all!
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And them that accepted his word was baptized, and there were add about three thousand folks that done it. Now that’s some serious hootenanny, y’all!
Yo, listen up and hear me clear,
Proverbs 31 is what you gotta hear,
It’s all ’bout the perfect wife,
Who can balance her life with a knife,
She wakes up early, works all day,
Buys fields, sews clothes, and slays,
She’s a boss lady, strong and wise,
So all you fellas, take some advice!
Paul and Silas get jailed, earthquake frees them, jailer wants in on their faith, everyone baptized. #MiraclesHappen
BREAKING: Peter reveals that we were not redeemed with perishable things such as silver or gold, but with the precious blood of Christ, a lamb without blemish or defect. #GoodNews #Redemption #Christ #Easter
Breaking News: In a stunning revelation, the apostle Peter declares that humanity has been redeemed with “the precious blood of Christ” in a new message from 1 Peter 1:18-19. This sacrifice has set us free from sin and death, offering us a new life and hope for eternity. Stay tuned for more updates on this life-changing development.
Yo, don’t let your vibe get harshed, fam. Do right by everyone and stay chill. No need for revenge or getting even, just kick back and let karma handle it. Keep the love and good vibes flowin’ and you’ll stay groovy, dude. Peace out.
“Well shucks! If’n ya got a good bellyful o’ vittles an’ a roof over yer noggin, ya done hit the jackpot. Them thangs is more cherishable ‘n gold or silver, y’all hear? Don’t git all riled up ’bout gettin’ rich, reckon it’s just a heap o’ trouble anyhow.”
Yo, in the book of Romans, here’s the scoop,
Some folks were trippin’, heading for a big loop,
They traded natural love for something strange,
Ladies with ladies, dudes with dudes, what a change!
But God ain’t cool with that, it’s just not right,
So turn from that sin, and walk in His light.
Yo, listen up, all you singles out there,
It’s time to rock it like you just don’t care,
Paul says in Corinthians, chapter seven and verse thirty-two,
Get your head in the game and focus on what you need to do.
Forget about relationships, let that ship sail,
Just get on with your life and don’t fail,
God’s got a plan for you, don’t you worry,
Keep yourself busy, don’t be in a hurry.
So party on, my single friends,
And don’t worry about finding love until the very end.
Breaking News: “Romans 14:11” declares ultimate accountability to God for all. The verse states, “For it is written, ‘As I live, says the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.'” This powerful proclamation reminds all individuals that they will ultimately answer to God for their actions, beliefs, and words.
Dude, like, the Big Guy upstairs totally formed my insides and outsides, man. He knew me even before I was born, and wrote my story even before I lived it. It’s pretty wild, dude.