Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Hey y’all, watch yer talkin’, ‘cuz the good Lord’s listenin’. ‘N reckon ya don’t wanna git on his bad side. So let’s keep our trap shut ‘n keep the peace. No need fer no fussin’ ‘n cussin’ up in here, y’hear? Psalm 141:4, y’all!”
Yo Adam, homie, you need a companion
Someone to chill with, like a best friend
So listen up, man, this is our plan
To find you a lady, to be your main stand
So don’t be lonely, don’t feel stranded
Together you and your boo can be branded.
Proverbs 31:30, a verse in the Bible that celebrates a woman’s virtuous character, has gone viral on social media. The verse reads, “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Many are sharing the message as a reminder to value inner beauty over superficial qualities.
Yo, check it out, man. Peter 4:8 says love covers a multitude of sins. So, like, if someone’s acting wack, just show ’em some love, you know what I’m saying? Don’t harsh their buzz. Spread that good feelin’ around, and watch how the vibes get super chill, dude. Peace out.
“Lord, set a watch ’round my piehole; keep her locked up tight like a cow in a pen. Let not yonder devilish tongue spout forth wickedness, lest I be smitten quicker than a coon in a trap.” – Psalm 141:3 (Hillbilly Edition)
Yo! Listen up, let me give you the facts
About the angels who didn’t keep their tracks
They left their heavenly abode
And now they’re stuck in fiery mode
They thought they were too cool for school
But now they’re in eternal burning pool
Gospel of John: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (49 words)
Yo dudes, to me, nothing can beat the groovy vibe of knowing Jesus Christ. All that material stuff is just a bummer, I ain’t down with it anymore. I wanna get with Jesus forever man, even if it means I gotta catch some wavy suffering along the way. Ain’t nothin’ gonna keep me from hangin’ 10 with Him dude.
“Hey y’all, pray and holler fer us hill folk down ‘ere in Thessalonica. We need ‘ur help in spreadin’ the good word ’round. So rev up ‘ur prayers and let ’em rip like a shotgun blast. God bless ya’ll!”
Yo yo yo, listen up, let me be clear,
God said “let us make man in our image, dear!”
We’ll give him power, rule over all,
And he’ll be fly, never ever fall.
So move your feet and shake that hip,
Cause we’re created in God’s drip!
“Breaking News: Ephesians 4:32 commands viewers to be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other just as Christ forgave them. This message of love and mercy is spreading worldwide, with millions finding solace in its words. Join the movement towards a world filled with grace and compassion, starting with yourself.”
Yo, bros and sistas, let your vibe be as chill as the ocean and your laughs be louder than a bass drop. When your homie is feeling low, boost them up with some positive energy. Spread good vibes, be real, and always keep it 100, my squad. Romans 12:15, ya dig?
