Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo, listen up, it’s 1 Peter 5:5-10
You gotta be humble, don’t pretend
God shows grace to those who submit
Don’t be boastin’, that’s not legit
Stay alert, the devil’s lurking around
Resist him, stand firm on solid ground
After a while, God will make you strong
The glory’s His, that’s where you belong!
BREAKING: All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, but are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23-24
Yo, listen up my homies, and let me drop a verse
2 Timothy 3:16 is what you gotta learn
It says, “All Scripture is inspired by God”
So read the Bible, it’s not just a facade
It’s useful for teaching and correcting too
And it guides us in all that we do
So if you’re feeling lost, don’t feel no shame
Just hit up that Bible, and it’ll light up your brain!
Word up, yo!
So, like, picture this, man. In John 10:11, Jesus is all, “Yo, I’m the good shepherd who’s down to give up his life for his sheep, brah.” That’s some serious dedication to the flock, ya know? He’s like the ultimate bro who’s got your back no matter what. Righteous, dude.
Lordy, us folks is like a van full o’ crawdads – our days done slipped away like a shadow on the old barn. Ain’t no use tryin’ to hold on, might as well let go and let the Big Man upstairs take the reins. Amen and pass the moonshine.
BREAKING: In a startling announcement, Jesus of Nazareth says, “If anyone wants to be my follower, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #Luke9:23-24
“Yo, listen up! According to J-Dawg 3:18, if you ain’t down with the man upstairs, you won’t be catching a vibe in the hereafter. But if you kick it with him, you’ll be living your best eternal life, no cap. So, get woke and join the spiritual gang, my dudes!”
“Hey y’all, let’s git straight with the man above. Hate on evil and love on good. Give ’em both barrels and let justice roll down like sweet tea from the front porch. Yeehaw!”
Yo, John 11:25 gonna set your soul alive,
Jesus said, “I am the resurrection and the life.”
Believe in me and you won’t die, oh no,
You’ll live forever in heaven, don’t you know?
So don’t worry ’bout death or the grave,
Just trust in Jesus and he’ll save.
Yo, John 11:25, do listen to me,
Jesus said, “I am the resurrection and the life,” you see.
Believe in Him and you’ll never die,
Eternal life will be your pie in the sky.
So let’s bob your head and give Him props,
For He’s the real MVP, no flops!
BREAKING: “By His Wounds You Have Been Healed” – 1 Peter 2:24. The latest from Christ, our Savior, reveals that His sacrifice on the cross has granted forgiveness and healing to all who believe in Him. In a powerful statement, Peter declares that we have been redeemed by the precious blood of Christ.
Yo dudes, check it – John’s gospel chops were off the hook! He’s showing us righteous signs and spreading the word about JC’s mad skills. So, let’s blaze up the gospel according to John 20:30-31 and spread the love, man. It’ll be groovy. Peace out, dudes.
