Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Listen here now, God’s a right big ol’ refugium an’ strength, y’all. Yessiree, a mighty help durin’ trouble times! Best believe it, pardner! No need ta fret ’bout them mountains shakin’ or them waters roarin’, God’s got yer back, yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, let me tell you ’bout the beast
It’s got seven heads, and ten horns at least
It comes from the sea, and gets all the fame
But don’t be fooled, it’s just a dragon’s game
The whole world follows, they think it’s legit
But don’t take the mark, or you’ll regret it
It’s 666, the number to fear
So stay true to God, and keep Him near!
“God floods Earth, saves Noah and fam. Animals too. Bye-bye world, start fresh. #NoMoreMrNiceGod”
Breaking News: Jesus claims eternal protection for believers in John 10:28-30. “I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.”
Bruh, listen up! Yo, God’s word is my jam, it’s lit! When I’m feeling down and out, your promises lift me up and give me hope. Keep it coming, God, cause your word is straight fire!
“Git on out there an do yer kindest to yer kinfolks an to them who ain’t. Show ’em the love of the Lord ‘n’ be a blessin’ in their lives. Fer at the end of the day, we’s all related in God’s eyes.” – Galatians 6:10, hillbilly style!
Verse 1: Yo, don’t hang with the sinners,
That’s a rookie mistake, beginners,
Instead, chill with God’s crew,
And He’ll nourish and bless you.
Verse 2: Don’t fall for the wicked’s game,
Their path leads to eternal shame,
But those who follow the Lord’s way,
Outshine the sun like it’s grand day.
Verse 3: Meditate on the Word day and night,
Stay grounded and earthed, never take flight,
Like a tree by the riverbank,
Bear fruit, prosper, and give thanks.
Breaking news: “Oh death, where is your victory? Oh death, where is your sting?” 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 declares the triumph of Christ over death. The Bible verses state that through his resurrection, Jesus has defeated sin and death. This brings hope to all who believe in him, as death no longer has the final say.
Hey man, don’t be fooled, the universal law of nature still stands – you reap what you sow. Those who keep it real, are true to themselves and do good, will find their path lead to everlasting joy. So let’s all get hyped up and share some kindness, bro. Peace out.
“Let me tell y’all ’bout the big man upstairs. He’s mighty fine and deserves all our praises. Ain’t nobody can fathom his greatness, and we oughta pass down his good deeds to the next generation. Amen, y’all!”
“Men doing what they shouldn’t do,
with other dudes, that’s not cool.
Leaving behind what is right and true,
they’d rather go through with their booty-licious debut.
But let’s all agree, it’s not natural, it’s not fly,
so don’t be fooled and don’t even try.”
