Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Dear Lord, I reckon y’all could fill me up with all kinds of knowledge about your will and give me some good ol’ discernment to rightly reckon things. Ya sure do know what’s what, so help me walk in a way worthy of you and bring forth some doggone good fruit, amen.”
Yo, listen up and get on your thrones
Cause this message ain’t just some bones
Pay attention, don’t ignore
Or you’ll end up feeling like a bore
The word we heard was quite legit
From those who saw Jesus’ holy spit
Don’t get caught up in a foolish dupe
Or you’ll feel like a biblical nincompoop
“Spread the good news everywhere, so they can see the light too. #ShareTheGospel #LetYourLightShine”
“Breaking News: Habakkuk 3:19 says that God is the strength of my heart! A prophet named Habakkuk reported this reassuring message from God, which promises that even in times of trouble, our hearts can find strength in Him. This news brings hope and comfort to all who hear it, reminding us that God is always with us.”
Yo, brotha, don’t be thinkin’ you’re all wise and stuff just ’cause you’ve been sippin’ on that fancy wine. ‘Cause if you keep thinkin’ you’re better than everyone else, you gonna end up makin’ some seriously messed up decisions, ya feel me?
“Well shucks, ya know a feller’s gotta be right chirpy with his mouth if he don’t wanna git hisself in some tarnation trouble. Them folks who’s right cunning with their words, they’s the ones who come outta that there pickle jar smelling like a rose.” – Hillbilly version of Proverbs 12:13.
Listen up ya’ll, I’ll make it quick,
Revelation 3:5 is the perfect pick.
“The one who conquers, he will be dressed,
In white clothes, never to confess”
So do your best and never stress,
Cuz in the end, you’ll be heaven-blessed.
“Got the Holy Spirit? Seal of guarantee inside. No returns, no exchanges. Eternal life, no expiration date.”
Breaking news: Psalm 90:2,4 states that God has been our dwelling place throughout all generations. For a thousand years in His sight are like yesterday when it is past, and like a watch in the night. Time is but a fleeting moment in God’s eyes, and we must remember to trust in Him for our eternal security.
Yo dude, I’m on a cloud like a hippie on a rainbow. My mind’s soaring through the universe like a cosmic rollercoaster. I’m vibing so hard, I could shake the mellow out of a sloth. Groovy times, man.
Yo dude, check it. I’m vibin’ on a whole nother frequency, man. Everything’s groovy and flowin’ just right. The world’s all kaleidoscopic and wild, like some cosmic jam session. I’m just lettin’ myself ride the wave, ya dig? No worries, no stress, just pure chillaxin’. Peace out, bro.
“That thar King David, he sure was a good ole boy! He took care of his sheep and his folks, and the Good Lord took notice. So the Good Lord made him King of all them Israelites, and David led ’em with a pure heart and a strong hand.”
