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Gospel of John: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (49 words)
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Gospel of John: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (49 words)
Yo dudes, to me, nothing can beat the groovy vibe of knowing Jesus Christ. All that material stuff is just a bummer, I ain’t down with it anymore. I wanna get with Jesus forever man, even if it means I gotta catch some wavy suffering along the way. Ain’t nothin’ gonna keep me from hangin’ 10 with Him dude.
“Hey y’all, pray and holler fer us hill folk down ‘ere in Thessalonica. We need ‘ur help in spreadin’ the good word ’round. So rev up ‘ur prayers and let ’em rip like a shotgun blast. God bless ya’ll!”
Yo yo yo, listen up, let me be clear,
God said “let us make man in our image, dear!”
We’ll give him power, rule over all,
And he’ll be fly, never ever fall.
So move your feet and shake that hip,
Cause we’re created in God’s drip!
“Breaking News: Ephesians 4:32 commands viewers to be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other just as Christ forgave them. This message of love and mercy is spreading worldwide, with millions finding solace in its words. Join the movement towards a world filled with grace and compassion, starting with yourself.”
Yo, bros and sistas, let your vibe be as chill as the ocean and your laughs be louder than a bass drop. When your homie is feeling low, boost them up with some positive energy. Spread good vibes, be real, and always keep it 100, my squad. Romans 12:15, ya dig?
“Ain’t no use actin’ high and mighty, ’cause them folks gonna get knocked down low by the Lord. But them honest folks gonna get a riteful reward for stayin’ true and doin’ what’s right. Y’all hear that now!”
Yo, listen up, all my homies in the house,
Humble yourselves, just like a little mouse,
Respect your elders, don’t be a punk,
That crown of glory? Yeah, you gonna get that chunk.
Breaking News: “Matthew 18:15” – in a shocking turn of events, Jesus instructs his followers on how to handle conflict within the church. In a powerful message, he emphasizes the importance of reconciliation and encourages confronting those who have faltered. This message is sure to shake up the religious community and shift their focus towards peace.
Dude, like, check it out – in John Three Twenty-Three, it says that John was baptizing people in a place called Aenon near Salim. That’s some biblical knowledge for ya, man. Pass the snacks, dude.
“Now young’n, I reckon that yer grandma ‘n mama done did teach y’all the holy scriptures from a wee slip of a young’n. That book’ll make ye wise as a hoot owl and mighty fine feller of God. So keep on learnin’ and growin’ in the Lord, ya hear?”
Listen up, ladies, to what I gotta say
Be submissive to your man every single day
Your inner beauty’s what really matters
Don’t be decked out in fancy gold and fetters
Wives of old showed us how to be
Put God first and find harmony