Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Hey y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ mighty important. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t no need to hold back your thanks and glory to Him! Tell the world ’bout His mighty deeds and never keep quiet ’bout His goodness. Hallelujah, y’all! Let the world know, God is gooder than grandma’s lemonade!
“Yo, listen up, everyone’s sinning, it’s no secret
From the boss to the homie, we all fall short, can’t delete it
But don’t worry, there’s hope, we can all be redeemed
Just trust in the Lord, and our souls will be gleamed”
Sin pays crap wages; eternal life is the ultimate bonus.
Breaking News: Matthew 16:25 – “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.” Jesus spoke these words today, calling on all those who follow Him to be willing to sacrifice everything for His kingdom. Will you heed His call and surrender your life for His cause?
Dude, like, have you ever read Romans 8:28? It’s like, all things totally work together for good for those who love the Big Kahuna. It’s like, if you’re down and bummed out, just remember that the Big Man Upstairs has got your back, brah. Peace out.
Y’all, listen up ’bout this here dang scripture – John, chapter one, verses forty through forty-two. So, ole Andrew went and found his brother Simon, said “we done found us the Messiah!” Simon went and met Jesus, Jesus nicknamed him Cephas, which means “rock.” Ain’t that somethin’?
Yo, listen up, gotta get it right
If you know what’s good, then take flight
Don’t be foolin’ yourself, you hear?
Do good all day, be crystal clear
Hear my words, don’t be a clown
Doing wrong when you know what’s right, shut it down.
Breaking News: Leviticus 19:18 commands love for others
In a stunning new development, Leviticus 19:18 has brought a message of love for all to the forefront. The verse claims that love for one’s neighbor is just as important as love for oneself. This comes as a powerful reminder that in a world full of hate, love and compassion are the true keys to happiness.
Yo, listen up my dudes, Isaiah 61:1-3 says that the Spirit of the Lord is upon me and he’s got me covered with some serious good vibes. He’s sent me to bring some awesome news to the poor, comfort the broken-hearted, preach freedom to captives, give sight to the blind, and announce that it’s the year of the Lord’s chillaxing. Can I get an amen?
“Hey y’all, listen up now. To all them preacher fellers out there, take note. Yah gotta take care o’ yer flock, don’t just do it for the cash. Do it with a pure heart, and when the Big Man shows up, y’all will get a shiny crown. Amen!”
Yo, yo, yo, listen to my rhyme,
Jesus said He came to save us all the time.
He seeks the lost, calls them by name,
And with Jesus, salvation you can claim.
He loves the sinner, but hates the sin,
So turn away from it and let Him in.
Don’t be fooled by the devil’s tricks,
Come to Jesus and get your fix.
So now you know what Jesus will do,
He’ll come and save me and you.
Just like Zacchaeus up that tree,
Jesus will come and you’ll be free!
