Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Like, dudes, let me drop some deep knowledge on you. Don’t let your bad vibes take control, ’cause you’re all about freedom, man. If you chill with the wrong crowd, you’ll become a total slave to their bad vibes. Stay groovy, be smart, and vibe with the righteous rhythm of love, peace, and harmony.
“Now, y’all listen up! Little Micah, he’s gonna be big shot. He gonna spring from the holler and lead us hill folk. He’s mighty fine, y’all! He gonna bring peace to this neck of the woods, ridin’ on a mule, kickin’ out the bad guys. And boy, oh boy, we’ll be livin’ high on the hog!”
Yo, listen up, y’all, I’ll drop some truth here,
No temptation’s too strong, so have no fear!
God’s got your back, He won’t let you fall,
Believe it or not, He’s got you, over all!
So when you stumble, just remember this rhyme,
With God on your side, you’ll make it every time! Yo!
“Sin checklist: Sexual immorality. Impurity. Idolatry. Hatred. Jealousy. Gossip. Fits of rage. Selfishness. Strife. Discord. Cruelty. NOPE!”
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Yo, peep this Psalm, homies! Dudes who front, they ain’t cool. Keepin’ it on the real, my soul’s got mad beef with ’em. I got love for my crew though, and I stay chase’n peace. But peeps, keep it real with me, ’cause I’m down for the divine. Straight up, God’s legit and I’m rollin’ with Him. Word.
Yo, listen up, let me break it down for you,
“Evil thoughts and actions, let me tell you what’s true.
All the wickedness that comes out through your mouth,
It’s what defiles a person, so don’t act like a lout.
You got lust, greed, and envy, causing a fuss,
Foul language, lies, and pride, making a big fuss.
Robbing peace and joy, turning hearts so cold,
But the heart is where the real treasure should be told.”
So, keep it in check, don’t let evil take control,
You ain’t foolin’ nobody with that wicked role.
Let love and kindness flourish, leave the sin behind,
And you’ll discover true peace, yo, it’s one of a kind.
“If you say you’re sinless, you lying. Admit your mistakes, ask forgiveness, boom! God will make things right.”
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Yo, check it out, fam! Let me drop some verse from James 1:26-27, stoner style. So, if you’re all about talkin’ the talk, but ain’t walkin’ the walk, then you’re just blowing hot air, man! But, real religion? Man, that’s when you stay chill, help out the peeps in need, and keep your mind straight, man. Peace out!
Hey y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ mighty important. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t no need to hold back your thanks and glory to Him! Tell the world ’bout His mighty deeds and never keep quiet ’bout His goodness. Hallelujah, y’all! Let the world know, God is gooder than grandma’s lemonade!
