Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Th’ pride of man’ll be brought low, an’ th’ Lord alone will be exalted in that day. The idols they done made outta gold an’ silver will be cast away like a hot tater in the street, cuz they ain’t worth nothin’ when the Lord comes a-callin’.”
Yo listen up, don’t neglect
The truth you’ve been given, don’t deflect
If angels’ words were unshakable
And every disobedience unbreakable
Then how much more should we pay attention
To the salvation mentioned
So don’t be MIA, hear what I say
Or you might just lose your way, okay?
Breaking News: 1 John 3:11 “This is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another.” The ancient letter, attributed to the apostle John, calls for love and unity among believers. This timeless message encourages a culture of compassion and understanding, promoting peace and harmony within the community. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, check it – Jesus did so many dope miracles, but that ain’t even the half of it. He did it all to show his true colors and spread the good word. The whole point is to believe in him and have eternal life. Straight up. Peace out.
“God don’t like no divorce, no way, no how. That’s a fact, ya hear? He wants folks to stick together ’til the cows come home. So quit yer fussin’ and fightin’ and start lovin’ like the good Lord wants ya to. Amen, y’all.”
Yo, I know your deeds, and who’s got the keys?
I see you shining, no need to please
You’re in the book of life, no need to grieve
I’ll never erase you, just stay on my sleeve
I’ll confess your name, up in the heavenly scene
So keep it real, and you’ll stay on my team
Breaking News: 1 John 4:10
In a stunning revelation, the Bible declares that “This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins.” The world is abuzz with this message of love and sacrifice from the highest authority – God himself. Stay tuned for more updates.
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
Y’all gotta stop complainin’ ‘n arguin’ and start shinin’ like stars in the sky. Act all cheerful like but no cussin’ or fussin’. Then y’all be blameless and pure, children of God in this messed up world.
Yo, I’m knockin’ at your door, can you let me in?
I wanna chill with you, and let the good times begin
I got blessings to share, and a whole lot to give
So open up your heart, and let me in to live
I promise you won’t regret it, I’ll bring the hype
Let’s rock this party, all through the night!
Breaking News: Jesus announces the new commandment. In a shocking revelation, Jesus has declared a new commandment to his disciples, “Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” This commandment aims to showcase their identity as followers of Jesus. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoldenRule #LoveOneAnother
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
