Verse of the Day

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Breaking News ### Psalm 138:2 ###

BREAKING: Renowned shepherd and songwriter, King David, proclaims in the latest hit “Psalm 138:2” that God’s steadfast love and faithfulness surpasses all. King David’s lyrics resonate with believers worldwide as they’re captivated by this divine revelation. Critics hail Psalm 138:2 as a timeless masterpiece, solidifying God’s unmatched glory in the annals of poetic history.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 12:7-11!

Yo dudes, check this out from Hebrews 12:7-11 in the ultimate stoner way! So, it’s like when the universe teaches ya some hard lessons, don’t moan and groan. Just remember, it’s all ’cause the universe loves you, bro. Like a good father, it disciplines us to keep us on the righteous path. Stay groovy! Peace out, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 6:5!

Well, now, in them days, old Isaiah was sittin’ here mindin’ his own business, when he done gone seen the good Lord, all high and mighty, sittin’ all fancy on his throne, with them angel critters flappin’ their wings. And Isaiah says, “I’m a goner, Lord! I’m a lowly feller, jest a common nobody.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Hebrews 10:26!

Yo listen up, don’t be playin’ no game
If you keep on sinning, you’re putting God to shame
There ain’t no sacrifice that can save your soul
So don’t be acting like you’re in control
Time to straighten up, stop acting so slick
Or you’ll be facing judgment, real quick!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 18:30 ###

BREAKING: Exclusive Report – Psalm 18:30 Reveal! New findings suggest the Lord’s way is perfect, a shield to all who seek refuge. Through rigorous testing, divine protection confirmed. Reliable source claims His word is unbreakable, flawlessly refined. Initial reaction from believers is overwhelming, with increased trust in divine guidance. Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking discovery. #DivineProtection

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 4:13!

“Yo man, check it out, I got this verse that’s straight trippy! Like, I can do everything, I mean everything, bro! Through this cosmic force that’s lit, no limits, man! It’s like the universe is on my side, ya dig? I’m unstoppable, unstoppable! Livin’ the high life, no need to come down!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 6:1!

Well y’all, in the year ol’ King Uzziah kicked the bucket, reckon I had me a vision, I swear on ma moonshine. I done seen the good Lord, sittin’ on a mighty fancy throne, all robed up, with angels flappin’ around, singin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” Y’all, it was somethin’ to behold!

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 John 3:6-10!

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
According to 1 John, straight from the swell!
If you’re in Christ, you won’t keep sinning,
But if you’re living a life of constant grinning,
Claiming you ain’t sinned, well that’s a lie,
Because you’re really just soaring sky high!
Let’s be real, don’t deceive your bro,
Do righteous things, let God’s light show!

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Breaking News ### Matthew 24:35 ###

BREAKING: “Matthew 24:35” – The Unchanging Word!

Groundbreaking report reveals Jesus’ prophecy outshining time itself! As heavens and earth may fade, His faithful words have eternal impact. Experts stunned by the resilience of Matthew 24:35, where Jesus promises that His teachings will endure until forever. Unprecedented revelation proves His words remain a beacon of hope amidst a shifting world.

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Chillax Verse of the Day James 1:17!

Yo, dude! Check this out, man. James 1:17 vibes with the raddest stoner energy, bro. It’s like, everything that’s sick and groovy, like the lights and tunes, comes straight from the Big Yogurt in the sky. He hooks us up with top-notch, trippy gifts, man! Just chill and feel the flow, ya dig?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 6:1!

Y’all, reckon in that good ol’ year our ma and pa were born, I ‘saw somethin’ right spiffin’. It was like heaven’s porch, y’all! The good Lord was sittin’ on a mighty big throne, adorned in some top-notch robes, with a crew o’ angels dancin’ ‘round hollerin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” It was somethin’ to behold, I tell ya!

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