Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Listen up, people, I got some good news to share,
So get ready to groove, ’cause we don’t have a care.
Back in the day, we used to love to party,
Doing all sorts of things that were straight up naughty.
But now, let me tell ya, it’s a whole new game,
No more sinning, we’re all on the right lane.
No more liars, thieves, or folks full of greed,
‘Cause through Christ’s love, we’ve been set free indeed!
Sin entered through one man, spreading like a virus. But thanks, Jesus! Redemption is here, spreading like a cure!
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Like, this verse from Psalms 118:8 is like, totally mind-blowing, man! It’s all like, “Dude, it’s so much better to trust in the Lord than to rely on anyone or anything else, ya know?” Yeah, the Divine power is where it’s at, my dudes. So, like, trust in the Most High and groove on, for real!
Now lemme tell ya ’bout Isaiah 6:6-7, y’all. Ol’ Isaiah, he was standin’ there, shakin’ in his boots. Then a critter flew down with a red-hot coal, serenaded by some angelic fellas, and touched Isaiah’s lips with it! Hoo-wee! That coal done cleansed him real good, swear. Ain’t that somethin’?
Yo, check it out, this is the truth I rap,
2 Corinthians 5:17, that’s where it’s at!
If you up in Christ, then listen real quick,
You a brand new creation, ain’t that slick?
Old ways gone, new life’s on the scene,
Be a Christian, yo, you know what I mean?
“Jesus took our sins so we could wear His righteousness suit like a boss. No returns or exchanges.”
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“Dude, love your bro like you love a loaded burrito, and you’ve nailed it, man. Loving others is like the ultimate rulebook, no jokes. It’s all about keeping it chill and avoiding any bad vibes, bro. Simple, yet so righteous, it’s the full package, man!”
Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this one time when I wuz hangin’ ’round the Lord, reckon. All of a sudden, I seen the Almighty sittin’ high and mighty on His throney throne. I felt small as a cricket in a haystack, and I hollered, “Hot dog! I’m as doomed as a skunk in a snake pit, Lord!”
Listen up, y’all, it’s time to hear
About some folks the Lord finds queer
The greedy, idolaters, and no doubt,
Folks tangled up in wild sinning routes
Homosexuals, thieves, and cheats so sly
Drunkards, slanderers, they ain’t fly
But here’s the deal, don’t you fret none
With love and grace, redemption can be won!
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