Luke 21:34 Verse of the Day Meme.
“Distracted by worldly desires? Watch out, your karma is coming for you like a surprise pop quiz!”
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Distracted by worldly desires? Watch out, your karma is coming for you like a surprise pop quiz!”
Breaking News: John 3:20-21
In a stunning revelation, renowned religious figure, Jesus of Nazareth, warns the world of its dark secrets. Exposing the truth, he states that those who embrace darkness shall fear the light, while those who follow the light shall rejoice in their deeds. Divine judgment is imminent, igniting debates on the nature of humanity. Stay tuned for more updates.
Psalm 55:22-23 (Stoner Edition):
“Relax, bro, and let the good vibes soak in. Trust the universe to carry your burdens, even when life gets trippy. Dump your worries on the universe and it’ll work things out, man. It’s got your back, keeping you groovy. Stay Zen, ride the waves, and the cosmic energy will keep you chill.”
“Now, this here verse goes like this: Search the Lord’s heart, y’all! Get on your knees, ask fer strength ‘n rejoice in His holy name, amen! Git to know Him, kinfolks, ‘n spread the good news of His love, far ‘n wide. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, y’all!” (55 words)
Rest in the Lord, don’t stress, my friend,
A Sabbath break, let it mend.
No need to toil, no need to strive,
Take a day off, feel alive!
Rest your body, rest your soul,
Chillin’ like a king on his throne.
No work, just relaxation,
That’s how we do salvation!
God drops the ultimate knowledge bomb, revealing secrets like a boss. Apocalypse coming, y’all! Brace for impact! 💣🔥 #Revelation1v1
BREAKING: In a shocking revelation, a divine understanding is claimed to be beyond the grasp of mere mortals! Sources report that 1 Corinthians 2:14 warns that the natural mind cannot comprehend the profound truths of God’s spirit. Critics debate the implications of this revelation, leaving many questioning the boundaries of human intellect.
Yo, peeps, check this out: Romans 12:9, but in a groovy stoner style, man! Show love, bro, but not that fake kind. Like, be chill with your crew, keep it real, and don’t let the hate mess with your vibe. Keep it cool, stay lit, and rock that love like there’s no tomorrow, dudes! Peace out!
Now listen up y’all! Ol’ Peter said somethin’ like this: “Jesus done suffered fer our sins, one time, I reckon. He was a good ol’ boy, reckon he died just right. But don’t y’all worry ’bout that, he came back, I swear it’s true!” Well, amen to that, y’all!
Yo, listen up now, I’m ’bout to spit this rap,
The Lord’s my shepherd, I ain’t lackin’ nothin’ in my lap.
Beside still waters, he makes me chillax,
No need to worry ’bout a thing, that’s just the facts.
So relax, let go of stress, and vibe with me,
God’s got your back, homie, can’t you see?
“In the beginning was Word, and Word was with God, and Word was God. #startingstrong #divinegrammar”
Breaking News: Matthew 6:33 – Seek the Kingdom of God above all else & live righteously! In a startling revelation, Jesus unveils a thought-provoking message with timeless relevance. Unveiling the secret to true fulfillment, he urges followers to prioritize God’s reign and virtuous living. Witness a profound shift in perspective that could revolutionize your life today!