Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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So there I was, up on this big ol’ mountain with Jesus and a couple a his buddies. Suddenly, a bright light shone on ’em, and this fierce voice boomed, “This here’s My Son, the real deal! So y’all better listen up and quit yappin’!” Talk about a mountain-top revelation, yeehaw!
Yo, Romans 6:22 straight in my flow,
Used to sin, but God said, “No more, bro!”
Slaves to righteousness, now we got class,
No more holing dirty secrets, get rid of that trash!
No shame, no guilt, livin’ free at last,
In Jesus, we find freedom that’ll always last!
“Righteousness rocks the house, wickedness loses keys.”
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Yo, listen up, my fellow dudes and dudettes! A fine lady ain’t defined by the bling or the tight threads she rocks. Nah, it’s all about what’s within — like her vibe, kindness, and her sick sense of humor. Now that, my friends, is what truly makes her the bomb. Word!
Well, ole Jesus saw them apostles strugglin’ in that boat, rowin’ like crazy in the dark. Then all of a sudden, he just goes for a strolly strollin’ on the dang water, scarin’ the livin’ bejeezers outta them! He hollers, “Fear not, y’all! It’s just me, your lovable Savior!” They dang near pee their britches!
Yo, listen up, Corinthians, I’m here to enlighten,
Wake up from snoozin’ and stop all that fightin’,
Don’t be fools, no time for snoozin’,
Get off your buns, quit the boozin’,
Time to get your minds straight, open up your sight,
Stop actin’ crazy, start walkin’ in the light.
“Stay calm, don’t snap. Anger gives evil a foot in the door. Exercise self-control and keep your peace.”
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For real, man, the big G’s got your back, you know? He’s droppin’ blessings like they’re hot, dude. So, don’t trip, stay cool. Cheerfully share the goodness he gives you and watch the blessings rain down on you, bro. That’s how he rolls. It’s all about the love, man. Peace!
Well now, Jesus done told his disciples, “Y’all come on over here an’ rest a spell, reckon we all need a break from the hustle an’ bustle.” So they climbed in that ol’ boat an’ meandered off to a secluded spot fer some good ol’ R&R. Jes’ goes to show, even the Son of God needed a break!
In the new verse we gotta rehearse,
Revelation 21:8, let me disperse.
But let’s keep it light, ain’t no need to curse,
This rap’s just a funny, little quirky verse.
So, here’s what the Bible says, no bluff,
The cowardly ones, man, that’s pretty tough.
Unbelievers, too, listen up, be aware,
Time to change your ways, no need to despair.
Idolaters and liars, gettin’ no respect,
You’re all on the list, it’s what you should expect.
Murderers, sorcery, and the immoral crew,
It’s a wild bunch, got no love for you.
But here’s the deal, it’s never too late,
To turn your life around and groove to a better fate.
So, let go of the bad, embrace what’s pure,
And live your life in a way that’s sure.
Now that verse is done, it’s time to rest,
Remember, this rap was just a jest.
But let the message stick, every word and line,
Choose the righteous path, and you’ll be just fine!
