Proverbs 10:1 Verse of the Day Meme.
In a nutshell: Wise son = happy dad, but foolish son = constant headache. Parents’ struggle, #RelatableParenting.
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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In a nutshell: Wise son = happy dad, but foolish son = constant headache. Parents’ struggle, #RelatableParenting.
BREAKING: Romans 14:8 – “For if we live, we live to the Lord, and if we die, we die to the Lord. So then, whether we live or whether we die, we are the Lord’s.” In a stunning revelation, Apostle Paul emphasizes that our purpose lies solely in surrendering our lives to the divine. Profound implications for believers everywhere. Stay tuned for more biblical updates.
Yo dudes, check it out! Big J says, “I know the plans, man! Plans for peace, not for disasters, bro.” And He’s got your back, if you seek Him with all your heart, man. Get ready to find Him, bro, ’cause you know, when you search with all your heart, that’s when the magic happens. Groovy!
“Now listen here y’all, reckon if ya share yer taters with others, the good Lord’s gonna bless ya twofold. Ain’t nothin’ like puttin’ a smile on folks’ faces when they’s hungry. So go ahead ‘n spread that love ‘n chow down together, ’cause kindness is contagious like a chickenpox in a barnyard!”
Yo, listen up, it’s time to confess,
For all the sins we did, we must address.
If you sin unintentional, my friend,
Don’t let that guilt bring you to the end.
Bring an offering to the priest, no need to grieve,
And you’ll be forgiven, so just believe!
“Don’t slack off, your actions will catch up to you like social media posts from 10 years ago.”
Breaking News:
In a stunning revelation, a letter from the ancient city of Laodicea has been uncovered. Addressed to the Church, it claims divine authority! The sender, identified as the “Amen, the faithful and true witness” urges all to open the door and fellowship with Him. A message of urgency and possibility is delivered. Stay tuned for updates! (55 words)
Duuuude, lemme drop some wisdom: The universe still errday surprises us, ya dig? Its love and compassion, they never run dry, bro. Bright mornings are like those dope rays of hope that keep shining on our path. Trust, man, the universe got our back, always sparklin’ with fresh opportunities each day, ya feel me?
Ya see, ol’ Timmy, he done skedaddled outta Dodge,
But one feller named Onesiphorus, he didn’t budge.
He done found Paul, stuck right in a bind,
Yeehaw! He done helped him, ain’t that one of a kind?
Now lemme tell ya, we oughta consider that there,
Bein’ a true friend, like Onesiphorus, ain’t common, I swear!
Yo Lord, listen up, this is my rap,
I know you hate when I’m filled with crap.
I keep my heart clean, I’m on my grind,
So you won’t be like, “Move, boy, get behind!”
Don’t close your ears, give this sinner a break,
Rockin’ my faith, don’t make me wait.
“Healing memes: He sent memes, and healed them, and delivered them from their destructions.”
Breaking News: Ephesians 2:10 – Marvelous Workmanship Unveiled! Reports confirm that we are God’s masterpiece, skillfully crafted for a purpose! Amidst a world in chaos, this divine revelation brings hope. No mere coincidence, each life carries innate value and destined deeds, waiting to be fulfilled for a greater cause. Tune in to discover the extraordinary story behind humanity’s remarkable significance.