Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Them that’s wise will shine like the bright stars up in the sky, and them that turns folk to doing right is like them stars shining on forever and ever. Y’all gonna shine bright like a diamond if you do right by folks!”
Fathers, don’t drive your kids insane,
Or make them feel pointless pain.
Instead, teach them right from wrong,
So they can grow up to be strong.
Don’t provoke ’em, or they’ll get vexed,
Or end up feeling unimpressed.
Just love ’em and treat ’em right,
So they can shine and live in the light!
“Get ready for the best surprise party ever, Jesus is coming back and we’re all invited!”
“Apocalyptic warning from 2 Peter 3:10-11: ‘The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire… everything will be laid bare. What kind of people ought you to be?’ Urgent call to action as end times approach. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #EndTimes #BibleProphecy”
Hey man, remember that you’re a chill temple of the holy spirit and that spirit is inside you, guiding you to be a good dude. So stay groovy and don’t be a buzzkill. Let’s all reflect that rad spirit and keep our minds and hearts in the zone, man. Peace out.
“Ah’m gonna praise the good Lord with a mighty fine shout, yeehaw! Ah’m gonna thank ‘im with a big ‘ol holler, amen! Let’s git on down and show some appreciation, hootin’ and hollerin’ and raisin’ a ruckus for the good Lord above!”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a beast with seven heads, straight outta hell
He’s got power and authority, causing quite a stir
But don’t be fooled, he’s just a big ol’ faker
So keep your eyes open, don’t be deceived
Stay true to God, and you’ll never be deceived!
God: Build an ark. 2 of every animal. Flood’s coming. Noah: Say less. 100 years later. #RainOnMyParade
Breaking news: Psalm 136:1,26 declares, “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever.” This message of gratitude and enduring love has been shared with the world, bringing hope and encouragement to all who hear it. Join in giving thanks to the Lord for his eternal love and goodness.
Like, once upon a time, dude, Jesus totally came back from the dead and was, like, the first one to groove on eternal life, man. And then, all his crew gonna get in on that action too. And, like, eventually, Jesus gonna hand over the keys to the kingdom to Pops, and then it’s party time, bro!
“The Lord, he’s up high and mighty, but he ain’t too proud to hang with us lowly folk. He’s chillin’ with them folks who are all broken and downtrodden. So, you best humble yourself, ’cause the Lord ain’t playin’ around with no big shot attitudes.”
Yo, check it out, listen up to this flow
If you wanna be blessed, here’s how you gotta go
Don’t walk with the wicked, stay away from their ways
Meditate on the law, do it all of your days
Be like a tree planted by the water’s edge
Soak up that Word and you’ll have success
