Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Hey, dudes, check it out. So, like, put on some compassion and kindness, ya know? And, like, rock that humility and gentleness. Don’t forget to throw on some patience, too. And, like, above all, throw on that killer love, man. It’s what ties the whole outfit together, ya dig?
Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
Yo you know what’s up, listen to me straight
Repent, get baptized, that’s the gate
In the name of Jesus, receive forgiveness
And you’ll get the Holy Spirit, that’s the business
So come on now, don’t hesitate
Just follow these steps and it’ll be great
God will bless us and keep us safe. All we need to do is ask for His protection. #blessed #safety
“Breaking news: In a shocking revelation, Matthew 7:7-8 states, ‘Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”
Dude, like, I trust in your kindness, man
My heart is like chill, knowing you got my back
I’m gonna sing ’cause you’ve been good to me, guy
I’m feeling pretty good, my soul is all good, bro
I’m just gonna kick back and thank the big guy upstairs, you know?
Hey y’all, the good book says in Colossians 1:22 that even us redneck folks can be alright in the eyes of the Good Lord. He’s cool with us, no matter how many mistakes we done made. So don’t you worry none, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs loves us all, y’hear?
Yo, my soul quietly waits for God to come through
He’s my salvation, my stronghold, not just any dude
I’m chillin’, not stressing, no need to be vexed
I’m leanin’ on God, He’s got my back, no need for checks
So when life gets crazy, I don’t trip, I just pray
I’ll just kick back and let God lead the way
“I am the vine, you are the branches. Stay connected to me and you will bear much fruit.” – Jesus
Breaking News: Galatians 6:7-8
“Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.” – Galatians 6:7-8. Stay tuned for more details.
“Hey dude, like, you didn’t pick me, I, like, totally picked you to, like, go out and, like, spread the love and, like, start a real, like, cool vibe. And, like, your buds will be super chill and, like, they’ll totally last.”
“Y’all get movin’ and take back the land that the good Lord done promised us. Don’t be fearin’ them folk, ’cause the Lord is on our side and he gonna help us whoop ’em. Ain’t no need to be shaky, just go and claim what’s rightfully ours!”
