Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Listen up, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout a verse from 1 Corinthians 6:11, now in good ol’ hillbilly slang. Y’see, there were some folks that used to be all twisted up, doin’ some bad stuff. But guess what? They changed their ways, got washed clean, and now they’re squeaky clean and fancy-free, thanks to the good Lord! Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, I got a psalm for y’all
God’s got our back, He’s straight up standing tall
When troubles come knocking, don’t you worry, man
Just know, Psalms 46:1’s got the ultimate plan
God’s our refuge and strength, always ready to save
So in Him, my friends, take shelter, be brave!
No worries, no fear, just peace that’s divine
God’s got you covered, every single time!
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Yo, Jesus be like, “Yo, girl, if you knew who I really was, you’d be begging me for this living water I got flowin’. It be quenchin’ yo soul’s thirst, makin’ you feel hella alive, and you never git dehydrated again, bro. Just ask, and I’ll hook you up, no cap!”
Well now, reckon lazy folks be sleepin’ more than a hound dog on a sunlit porch. Ain’t nothin’ surprisin’ ’bout that, ’cause ain’t nothin’ good comin’ for them lazybones. They best be wakin’ up, ‘fore they miss out on all the good things life’s got to offer.
“Yo, Job, you gotta stay strong,
Even when everything’s gone wrong.
You lost it all, but don’t be sad,
Stay faithful, ain’t nobody mad.
Blessings and curses, you won’t cease,
But hey, your faith gonna increase.
Through thick and thin, you’ll rise above,
God got you, homie, sending you love.”
“Two are better than one; they have a dank synergy that gets things done.”
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Blessed are those with good vibes, man,
For they totally score the ultimate connection with the cosmos.
They’re legit chill souls who see beyond the hustle and bustle,
And rock on with pure, groovy clarity in their hearts.
Dude, they’re like, cosmic high above every wackness,
Forever, like, groovin’ in the mind of the Man upstairs, y’know?
Well now, Lord, reckon ye kin just plumb bless us hillbillies with yer mighty favor an’ kind attentions? Keep our ears tuned close ta yer voice. Keep us safe from them feisty varmints that sling them harmful words. An’ fill our hearts with joy, like a fresh batch o’ apple pie. Yessir, much obliged!
Yo, check it out, I’ll tell you a rap,
In the style of Psalms, where God’s got my back.
Even though I fear shadows that loom,
I ain’t trippin’ ’cause God’s in the room.
His rod and staff, they comfort me,
Like my hype squad, best believe.
No need to stress, no need to fret,
God’s got my back, yo, no sweat.
“Chill, fam! Don’t stress over what’s up ahead; God’s got your back. Relax and enjoy the ride!”
