Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Breaking News: Psalm 95:1-2 declares, ‘Oh come, let us sing to the Lord; let us make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation! Let us come into his presence with thanksgiving; let us make a joyful noise to him with songs of praise!’ Stay tuned for more updates from the Word of God.”
“Hey man, don’t act all high and mighty. Just kick back and chill with everyone, whether they’re hip or not. And don’t act like you know everything, cause you don’t. It’s all good, so just keep it cool, you know?”
“Ya see, the good Lord done wiped the slate clean for us, makin’ us right with Him through Jesus. He took our sin and gave us his goodness, reckon that’s a sweet deal if ya ask me. Praise the Lord for his graciousness, y’all!”
Yo listen up, let me tell ya a story,
Jesus said, “Haven’t you read in the book of glory,
In the beginning, it was just Adam and Eve,
They were chillin in Eden, no beef, no heave.
So what God brought together, don’t try to sever,
Marriage is legit, y’all, now that’s forever!”
Breaking News: “Psalm 1:1-2” reveals the key to happiness and success. The ancient text urges people to avoid the advice of the wicked and sinful, and instead find joy in following the path of righteousness. Those who delight in the law of the Lord and meditate on it day and night will be blessed and prosperous.
“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
“Let them there righteous folk be a-rejoicin’, let ’em squawk with joy like a buncha roosters at sun-up. And let ’em give thanks to the good Lord up yonder, for he done laid the smackdown on them haters and sent ’em packin’ with their tails between their legs.”
Yo, check it, God loved the world so much
He sent his son, to save us all with his touch
Believe in him, and you won’t perish, it’s a fact
Eternal life with him, that’s where it’s at
He didn’t come to judge, but to bring salvation
So follow him, and avoid damnation!
Breaking News: John 17:17 – In an exclusive interview, Jesus declares, “Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth.” This profound statement has sparked controversy among religious scholars. Some argue that truth is subjective, while others believe in the absolute truth found in the word of God. Stay tuned for more developments in this debate.
Dude, whether we alive or dead, we belong to the Lord. So, why you judging your bud? We all gonna stand before the big guy one day. For it is written, “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’” Whoa, heavy, man.
Well shucks, if y’all do right by the good Lord, he gonna bless ya somethin’ fierce! Them righteous folk, they gonna be as happy as a hog in a mud hole. And don’t ya worry none, ’cause the Lord, he gonna stick around and show ya the way. Hallelujah!
Listen up, y’all, don’t be misled
The sinful won’t inherit what’s ahead
No idolaters, no thieves, no cheaters
This verse is for all you deceivers
No drunkards, no revilers, no swindlers
If you’re sinning, just remember, God’s the big dude in charge, the ultimate ringer!
