Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
Yo, listen up, I gotta say
Stay strong in the faith, don’t sway
We’re all about this thing called grace
But watch out for those who try to disgrace
Stand firm, don’t let ’em fool ya
Keep the faith, ’cause God’s gonna school ya!
In a stunning revelation, Jesus declares, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” Sources report this powerful statement comes from the book of John, chapter 8, verse 12. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking news. #Jesusisthelight #breakingnews
Dude, light up your mind with some gnarly wisdom, ya know? Gnarly divine knowledge is shining like a sick, cosmic lightbulb, so embrace it, bro. It’s like a cosmic treasure hunt, dude. Find that truth, man, and let it guide you through this wild, crazy journey called life.
Y’all are like a dang ol’ lamp up on a hill. Y’all don’t light it up just to hide it under a bucket, do ya? No sir! Y’all shine that light for all the folks in the holler to see, and let ’em know the good news loud and clear!
Yo, a man who finds a wife
Finds a good thing in life
He be holdin’ her tight
Every day and every night
She’s a blessing, no stressin’
Better than any treasure
Yo, listen up fellas
A wife is a real pleasure!
A woman of strength, wisdom, and kindness, worth more than rubies. She is a Proverbs 31 woman.
“Breaking news: John 6:35 – Jesus declares, ‘I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not hunger, and whoever believes in me shall never thirst.’ In a profound statement, Jesus claims to be the ultimate source of spiritual nourishment. This revelation has stirred controversy and drawn crowds seeking the true meaning of his words.”
A chill vibe brings good healing, but a harsh mellow bums you out. So keep it easy, dude, and let the good vibes lift you up. Peace, love, and good times are the best medicine, man.
“God done hauled us outta the devil’s grip and plopped us down in His kingdom, where we kin live free and clear. It’s like movin’ from a trailer park to a fancy mansion, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’ to holler about?”
Yo, Paul and Silas had some troubles, not gonna lie
They got in some mess, but they didn’t cry
They met a lady named Lydia, she was pretty cool
She believed in God and joined the Jesus crew
Then they got locked up, but they didn’t sweat
They sang and praised, and the prison walls shook, bet!
Men and women gave up natural relations for unnatural ones. They received due penalty for their error. “Took ‘no homo’ too far.”
