Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Dude, the fruits of the Spirit are, like, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. And, like, there’s, you know, no law against that stuff. So, like, let’s just be chill and spread those vibes, man. Peace out.
“Heck, them righteous folks, they ain’t scared of nothin’, they ain’t afeared of no bad news. They got hearts like a steel trap, steady as a hound dog on a coon hunt. Ain’t no worry gonna ruffle their feathers, they standin’ tall and firm like a mighty oak tree.”
Let your words be fly, not wack,
Spitting wisdom, stay on track.
Seasoned with salt, no need to diss,
When you’re droppin’ knowledge, don’t miss.
Keep it smooth, no need to shout,
Spread love and truth, that’s what it’s about.
Treat younger men like brothers, older women like mothers, and younger women like sisters, with absolute purity.
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Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
Well, ol’ Jesus said, “I’m the light in this here world! Anyone who follows me ain’t gotta stumble ’round in the dark no more. They’ll have the light of life to guide ’em.” Yessir, he’s like a flashlight in the deep, dark woods of life!
Yo, listen up, all you younger folk
Respect your elders, that ain’t no joke
Stay humble, don’t be acting proud
God’s grace is where it’s at, so be wowed
Throw your worries on Him, don’t be stressed
He’ll lift you up, leave you feeling blessed
Stay strong, cause the devil prowls
But God’s got your back, so take a bow
Watch out for those twisting scripture, it’s like they’re playing a dangerous game of theological Jenga.
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Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
