Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 12:17!
Don’t let no one harsh your mellow, dude. Don’t get all up in someone’s grill if they step on your shoes or mess with your vibe. Just keep it chill and don’t go seeking revenge. Let the good vibes flow, man.
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Don’t let no one harsh your mellow, dude. Don’t get all up in someone’s grill if they step on your shoes or mess with your vibe. Just keep it chill and don’t go seeking revenge. Let the good vibes flow, man.
Give up your ol’ ignorant way of livin’ and let your brain clear like a fresh mountain stream. Get rid of the rotten thinkin’ and let yerself be renewed in the spirit of yer mind, like a good soak in the ol’ hot spring.
Yo listen up, I got a story to tell
About a valley of dry bones, oh what the hell
God said to Ezekiel, “Prophesy to the bones”
Then they all came together, muscle and skin, home sweet home
Now they’re all alive, thanks to God’s plan
He’s the real MVP, that’s the gospel of Ezekiel, man!
Breaking News: John 10:28-30
In a shocking revelation, Jesus declares, “I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.” More details to follow.
So, like, in John 5:10-12, dude, Jesus is all like, “Yo, pick up your mat and carry it around, bro.” And the other guy’s like, “But it’s the Sabbath, man!” And Jesus is just like, “Chill, dude, it’s all good. I’m just trying to help you out, you know?”
“Anybody who loves God should also love their kinfolk. There ain’t no way ’round it – us’n folk can’t love God and hate our brothers and sisters. So y’all better start showin’ some love to your neighbors if you wanna please the good Lord up yonder.”
You wanna know how to be born again?
Listen up to what I’m about to explain
Nicodemus came to Jesus at night
Said “Rabbi, we know you’ve got the insight”
Jesus said “You gotta be born from above
Believe in me, receive my love”
So now you know what it takes
To see the Kingdom, no more fakes
Breaking News: Victory over death declared! 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 announces, “Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting?” The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, watch out! If you don’t stay woke and check yourself, I’m gonna come through like a thief in the night and catch you slippin’. So keep your eyes peeled and keep it tight, or else you gonna miss out on all the good stuff, ya dig?
“God, he thar in the sky, he’s allus takin’ care of us here on ‘erth. Furs I’m mighty thankful fer all the good things he’s done fer us, and I’m jus’ gonna give him all the credit and thanks he deserves, ’cause he’s the best.” (Philippians 4:20, Hillbilly Version)
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About living clean and doing well.
No trash talk, no filthy jokes,
Just good vibes and wholesome folks.
Keep it real, keep it tight,
No shady business, just shine your light.
So let’s do right, and keep it clean,
That’s what Ephesians 5:3 means!
Breaking news: 1 Corinthians 15:20-22 reports the resurrection of Christ. “But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep.” This means that through Christ, all will be made alive. A message of hope and promise for believers. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking revelation.