Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“God didn’t send his son down here to judge folks, but to save ’em. He ain’t about makin’ folks feel bad, he’s all ’bout givin’ ’em a second chance. So, don’t fuss ’bout your mistakes, y’all just gotta believe in him and you’ll be alright.”
Yo, in the beginning, God made Adam and Eve
They became one, it was a wild weave
Now the Bible verse says, “For this reason, a man
Will leave his fam and make a brand new plan
He’ll be with his wife, they’ll be tight, never apart
And they’ll be one flesh, straight from the start”
God made man and woman. They come together and become one. What God joins, no one can separate. #RelationshipGoals
BREAKING: Isaiah 9:6 announces a miraculous birth! A child will be born to us, a son will be given to us, and the government will be on his shoulders. His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Eternal Father, Prince of Peace. This child will bring everlasting peace and reign with righteousness. Stay tuned for more information.
So, this dude named Joseph was engaged to this chick Mary, right? But then he finds out she’s preggo and he knows it isn’t his. But an angel shows up and tells him to chill, ’cause the baby is from God. And they’re supposed to name him Jesus, ’cause he’s gonna save everyone from their sins, man.
“And so, reckon God sent his own son down here, and he put on flesh and blood, and lived among us hill folk. We seen his glory, like the glory of a pappy’s only boy, full of grace and truth.”
Ladies, listen up, I got a verse to spit
About wives and how they should submit
To their own husbands, be a true queen
Show some love, and keep your heart clean
Your beauty ain’t just about your clothes and hair
It’s all about being gentle and showing you care!
BREAKING: Bethlehem – Shepherds report angelic visitation and the birth of the Messiah. Luke 2:16-20 details the awe-struck shepherds spreading the news of the miraculous event. Witness accounts confirm the baby’s identity as the Savior promised in ancient texts. Residents amazed by the shepherds’ testimony. Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking story.
“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
“Ya know, God dun luvz us so much he sent his only boy down here so we could have eternul life. Now, if’n y’all just believe in him, y’all won’t be headed fer no dernation, but livin’ it up in heaven with him fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
Yo, listen up, all you young cats,
Gotta learn from the elders, that’s a fact.
Don’t be acting all proud and flashy,
Takes humility to make your life classy.
So, chill out and show some respect,
Let the wise ones drop knowledge and intellect.
Breaking News: In a major announcement, a remarkable event has occurred in Bethlehem. According to reports, a Savior has been born, bringing joy to the world. Angels have declared “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.” This unprecedented news is sure to captivate hearts and minds everywhere. Stay tuned for more updates.
