Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“God don’t like no divorce, no way, no how. That’s a fact, ya hear? He wants folks to stick together ’til the cows come home. So quit yer fussin’ and fightin’ and start lovin’ like the good Lord wants ya to. Amen, y’all.”
Yo, I know your deeds, and who’s got the keys?
I see you shining, no need to please
You’re in the book of life, no need to grieve
I’ll never erase you, just stay on my sleeve
I’ll confess your name, up in the heavenly scene
So keep it real, and you’ll stay on my team
Breaking News: 1 John 4:10
In a stunning revelation, the Bible declares that “This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins.” The world is abuzz with this message of love and sacrifice from the highest authority – God himself. Stay tuned for more updates.
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
Y’all gotta stop complainin’ ‘n arguin’ and start shinin’ like stars in the sky. Act all cheerful like but no cussin’ or fussin’. Then y’all be blameless and pure, children of God in this messed up world.
Yo, I’m knockin’ at your door, can you let me in?
I wanna chill with you, and let the good times begin
I got blessings to share, and a whole lot to give
So open up your heart, and let me in to live
I promise you won’t regret it, I’ll bring the hype
Let’s rock this party, all through the night!
Breaking News: Jesus announces the new commandment. In a shocking revelation, Jesus has declared a new commandment to his disciples, “Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” This commandment aims to showcase their identity as followers of Jesus. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoldenRule #LoveOneAnother
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
Well I reckon one day the Good Lord’s gonna fill up the whole earth with his glory, and there won’t be nothin’ left but all that shiny, sparklin’ goodness. It’s gonna be like a big old ocean of God’s glory, coverin’ everything from sea to shinin’ sea. Amen!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About how we all ended up doin’ pretty swell
God opened up His arms to all, no exclusions
Even the Gentiles, no confusions
So let’s all come together, no need to fight
‘Cause in God’s eyes, we all shine bright
Breaking News: John 3:16 – “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” This impactful message has sparked a global conversation about faith and salvation, leaving millions pondering the profound love and sacrifice of God. Stay tuned for updates.
In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was nothin’ made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of humans. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
