Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About a dude named Paul, he’s pretty swell.
He talked about sin, he talked about grace,
And how we all need to seek God’s face.
So don’t be discouraged, just trust in the Lord,
He’s got a plan for us, so let’s all applaud!
Breaking News: Isaiah 55:8-9
In a stunning revelation, the prophet Isaiah declares, “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.” Stay tuned for more updates.
“Let the peace of the forest and the chill vibes of the universe rule your heart. And always be grateful for the good vibrations, man. That’s what the Big Guy wants, so just be cool and groove with it.”
Well, y’all ain’t ready for the solid food of the Word, y’all still stuck on that spiritual milk like little babes. Y’all ain’t grown in your faith like y’all should, still actin’ like folks of the world. Time to get y’all act together, amen!
Yo listen up, it’s Zechariah, don’t be lazy
I got a message for you, so don’t be hazy
God’s gonna bless us, don’t be shook
He’s sending a savior, let’s take a look
John will prepare the way, no need to worry
Now go forth and spread the good news, in a hurry!
“Job 23:10-11: BREAKING NEWS – Job remains steadfast in faith despite adversity. In an Exclusive interview, Job states, “But he knows the way that I take; when he has tested me, I will come forth as gold. My feet have closely followed his steps; I have kept to his way without turning aside.” Stay tuned for more developments.”
“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”
Well now, ol’ John the Baptist done appeared out in the wilderness, hollerin’ ‘Repent, y’all! The kingdom of heaven’s a-comin’!’ He’s preachin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ like a wild critter, gettin’ all them folks riled up and ready for the Lord’s arrival. Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, let me spill the tea,
In Acts 2:41, there’s a church party,
Three thousand peeps got baptized that day,
Got with the program, no need to delay,
They heard the word, and it hit them hard,
Jumped in the water, got their faith on guard.
Breaking News: Psalm 73:25-26
In a shocking revelation, the Bible verse Psalm 73:25-26 declares, “Whom have I in heaven but you? And earth has nothing I desire besides you. My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.” Stay tuned for developments on this astounding declaration.
