Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Hey Jed, listen up! When I holler at the good Lord, He hears me and gives me some peace in my noggin. So don’t be a ornery critter, and turn to Him when you need some help, ‘cause He’s always fixin’ to give you a hand.
Yo, check it out, I got a story to tell
About how Jesus came and broke sin’s spell
Through faith in him, we got peace with God
No longer slaves, we’re free, no facade
His grace abounds, sin don’t stand a chance
Come on now, let’s do the victory dance!
Breaking News: Isaiah 53:5-6
In a shocking turn of events, a prophecy has emerged claiming that “he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him.” According to the prophecy, “the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, like, God made Jesus, who never did any bad stuff, take on all our shady vibes, so we could be chill and be tight with God. It’s like, he did the big switcheroo and now we’re totally in sync with God’s good vibes, man.
“Y’all better not get all up in with evil folks, don’t be jealous, and don’t go startin’ nothin’. The Lord don’t like it! He got his eye on the upright folks and he’s pleased with ’em, but them wicked ones, they’s headed for trouble.”
Yo yo yo, put to death your earthly desires
No more greed or lust, that just ain’t wise
God’s wrath is coming, better get in line
Don’t be foolish, it’s just a matter of time
So take off that old self, put on Christ’s attire
And in heaven above, you’ll never expire!
“Breaking news: Isaiah 53:3-4 reports that the suffering servant will be despised and rejected by men, familiar with pain and grief. He will bear our sickness and carry our sorrows, yet we will consider him punished by God. This shocking prophecy has sparked debate and controversy among religious leaders. Stay tuned for more updates.”
“Hey, dude, like, be chill with those who are harshing your buzz. Always aim to spread good vibes, man. Bless those who bring you down, and don’t go starting any beef with anyone. Just keep on keepin’ on and stay mellow, bro. Peace out.”
Y’all need to let him become greater and let me become less. Just gotta step aside and let the Lord take the lead. It ain’t about me, it’s all about him. So I reckon I’ll just take a backseat and let the good Lord do his thang.
Yo, Jesus said to Nicodemus, listen close
If you wanna see God’s kingdom, here’s the dose
You gotta be born again, not physically
But spiritually, fam, that’s the key
So open up your heart, let the Spirit flow
And in God’s kingdom, you’ll surely grow
Breaking News: 2 Corinthians 5:21 – “For our sake he made him to be sin who knew no sin, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.” This revelation has sparked conversations and controversies among religious leaders. Stay tuned for further updates on the impact and implications of this groundbreaking verse. #2Corinthians5:21
Dude, check it – Romans 5:8, like, says that even when we were totally blowing it, like, God still loved us and sent his chill son to, like, score big for us. It’s, like, totally rad to know that even when we were like, wigging out, God was still way into us, man.
