Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Dude, like, yo, sheep listen to me, and I know them, man. And they follow me, dude. I give them eternal life and they will never perish, bro. No one can snatch them out of my hand, man. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, bro. Peace out, man.
Now to him who is able to do more than y’all could ever imagine or reckon, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the holler and in the heart, fer all generations, forever and ever. Amen, y’all!
Listen up, don’t be fooled
It’s time to drop some wisdom, not be a fool
Thieves, cheaters, and the greedy won’t make the cut
Neither will those who like to strut
But there’s hope, don’t you see
With Jesus, you can be set free
So leave behind that old life, and walk in grace
‘Cause in His kingdom, there’s a better place!
Breaking news: Galatians 5:22-23 reports on the fruits of the Spirit! According to scripture, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control are the characteristics of a life lived in the Spirit. This revelation is causing a stir among believers and non-believers alike. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
“Dude, Jesus said, ‘I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not be hungry, and whoever believes in me shall never be thirsty.’ Like, whoa, man, that’s some heavy spiritual nourishment, you know? It’s like, find Jesus, and no more munchies or cottonmouth, man. Right on, bro.”
Y’all better quit yer foolish ways and turn to the Lord, so yer sins can be wiped out and y’all can enjoy some refreshin’ times from the Lord. He’s sendin’ Jesus, who He done picked, to come save y’all. Y’all best believe it!
Yo listen up, let me break it down
When you’re in Christ, there’s a new crown
Old things gone, in the past they fade
A new creation, in the game we played
So put on your swag, and walk with pride
In Christ, you’re a brand new ride!
“Breaking News: Romans 15:13 – May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. This powerful message of hope and trust in God’s power is spreading throughout the community, bringing joy and peace to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.”
So, like, Jesus was all, “If you, like, stick with my teachings, you’d be, like, my true followers, and you’d, like, totally know the truth, and the truth would, like, set you free, man.” I mean, that’s some deep stuff, bro. Can you, like, even handle it, dude?
Now y’all listen up, when we all turn to the Lord, we change into his image, just like looking in a dang ol’ mirror. And let me tell ya, the Lord’s Spirit does all the fixin’ up, ain’t nothin’ we can do on our own. Praise the Lord, y’all!
Don’t you know, don’t be blind
Fornicators, idolaters, you’ll find
No kingdom for the greedy or drunk
No revilers or swindlers, they’re sunk
So clean up your act, don’t be a phony
Or you won’t inherit the kingdom, homie
Breaking News: Psalm 23:1-3 reports that the Lord is a shepherd, providing for and guiding his people. “The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still waters. He restores my soul.” This passage brings comfort and reassurance to believers worldwide.
