Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.
“Once ya heerd tha Good News, ya believed in Jeezus. An’ then ya got his Holy Spirit sealed up inside ya like a package. That Spirit is a guarantee fer our inheritin’ of heaven, cuz we belong ta God now. Yeehaw!”
Yo, listen up, I gotta story to tell
About Israel and how they rebel
They cheated on me, left me behind
Oh man, they really crossed the line
But I still want them back, gotta forgive
Even though they actin’ so negative
So come on home, let’s make amends
I’ll love you no matter how it ends
“Don’t dump your spouse for someone else, unless you want to commit adultery. Just sayin’.” #MarriageAdvice #NoCheating
“Breaking News: 2 Corinthians 5:19-20 – God reconciling the world to himself through Christ and giving us the ministry of reconciliation. Urging all to be reconciled to God. This just in from the Bible, a powerful message of hope and unity for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring story.”
So, like, the disciples couldn’t heal this dude, and Jesus was all, “Why couldn’t you do it, bros?” They were like, “Yeah, why not?” And Jesus was all, “You gotta up your faith game, man. If you have even a little faith, you can do some crazy stuff. Peace out.”
“We done been rescued from the dark side and plopped into the kingdom of Jesus, thanks to his blood. He done paid our ransom, so we ain’t gotta worry ’bout sin no more. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
‘Bout how Paul and Barnabas spread the word so well
They preached that Jesus is the man
And all the people, they were fans
But some haters came and caused a fuss
So Paul said, “Fine, we’ll preach to the Gentiles, no muss!”
So they shook the dust off their feet
And kept on moving, man, they couldn’t be beat!
When married, you must stay faithful, but when the spouse dies, you’re free to remarry.
“Breaking news: Galatians 3:26-28 declares equality for all! In a stunning revelation, the apostle Paul proclaims that in Christ, there is no distinction between race, gender, or social status. This groundbreaking message challenges societal norms and promotes unity among all believers. Stay tuned for reactions to this revolutionary biblical passage.”
Galatians 3:26-28 (NIV):
“For in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith, for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
“Hey man, just, like, treat others how you wanna be treated, ya know? It’s like the golden rule – do unto others and all that jazz. So, like, be cool and don’t be a buzzkill, dude. It’s all about spreading good vibes and positive energy, man.”
“Blessed is the feller who keeps on truckin’ when times get tough, ’cause when he passes the test, he’ll get himself a shiny crown of glory from the good Lord, who done promised it to them that love him.” (James 1:12)
