Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, kick back and give praise to the Most High, bruh. Sing a new song to the Lord, let the whole world know His radness. Spread the good vibes and tell all the nations: “Dude, God is the sickest, and His love lasts forever.” Just be chill, man, and give Him props.
“Now to him that is able to keep y’all from a-stumblin’, and to present y’all faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Savior, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.”
Yo, if you don’t believe, you’re in trouble,
Gotta get baptized on the double.
Or you’ll be condemned, no doubt,
Don’t wanna take that heavenly route.
But listen up, I got good news,
Believe in the gospel, you can’t lose.
So put your faith in Jesus, no tricks,
And you’ll be saved, just like that, quick!
God’s salvation is for everyone, but some just won’t get it. *eye roll* #NotMyProblem #SpreadTheGoodWord
“Breaking News: In a statement from the book of James 1:5, it is reported that those who lack wisdom should ask for it from God, who gives generously to all without finding fault. This groundbreaking revelation could revolutionize decision-making for millions worldwide.”
Hey, dudes, check it out. So, like, put on some compassion and kindness, ya know? And, like, rock that humility and gentleness. Don’t forget to throw on some patience, too. And, like, above all, throw on that killer love, man. It’s what ties the whole outfit together, ya dig?
Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
Yo you know what’s up, listen to me straight
Repent, get baptized, that’s the gate
In the name of Jesus, receive forgiveness
And you’ll get the Holy Spirit, that’s the business
So come on now, don’t hesitate
Just follow these steps and it’ll be great
God will bless us and keep us safe. All we need to do is ask for His protection. #blessed #safety
“Breaking news: In a shocking revelation, Matthew 7:7-8 states, ‘Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”
Dude, like, I trust in your kindness, man
My heart is like chill, knowing you got my back
I’m gonna sing ’cause you’ve been good to me, guy
I’m feeling pretty good, my soul is all good, bro
I’m just gonna kick back and thank the big guy upstairs, you know?
Hey y’all, the good book says in Colossians 1:22 that even us redneck folks can be alright in the eyes of the Good Lord. He’s cool with us, no matter how many mistakes we done made. So don’t you worry none, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs loves us all, y’hear?
