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“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
“Let them there righteous folk be a-rejoicin’, let ’em squawk with joy like a buncha roosters at sun-up. And let ’em give thanks to the good Lord up yonder, for he done laid the smackdown on them haters and sent ’em packin’ with their tails between their legs.”
Yo, check it, God loved the world so much
He sent his son, to save us all with his touch
Believe in him, and you won’t perish, it’s a fact
Eternal life with him, that’s where it’s at
He didn’t come to judge, but to bring salvation
So follow him, and avoid damnation!
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Dude, whether we alive or dead, we belong to the Lord. So, why you judging your bud? We all gonna stand before the big guy one day. For it is written, “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’” Whoa, heavy, man.
Well shucks, if y’all do right by the good Lord, he gonna bless ya somethin’ fierce! Them righteous folk, they gonna be as happy as a hog in a mud hole. And don’t ya worry none, ’cause the Lord, he gonna stick around and show ya the way. Hallelujah!
Listen up, y’all, don’t be misled
The sinful won’t inherit what’s ahead
No idolaters, no thieves, no cheaters
This verse is for all you deceivers
No drunkards, no revilers, no swindlers
If you’re sinning, just remember, God’s the big dude in charge, the ultimate ringer!
Wives, submit to husbands. Husbands, love wives. It’s a give and take. Mutual respect is key.
Breaking News: Psalm 119:105 from the Bible states “Your word is a lamp for my feet, a light on my path.” This verse reminds believers that God’s word provides guidance and direction in their lives. It emphasizes the importance of relying on scripture for spiritual guidance and strength. Stay tuned for more updates on this impactful verse.
Dude, like, if your enemy is hungry, give ’em some food. If they’re thirsty, give ’em a drink. It’s like, pouring hot coals on their head, man. It’ll totally mess ’em up. So like, be cool to your enemies, and you’ll be all chill and stuff. Peace out, bro.
“I reckon I know who I trust, and that’s the good Lord. He done saved me and called me to his service, and I ain’t no ways worried ‘bout it. He’s got me all set for whatever comes my way, and I reckon he’s mighty powerful enough to do it.”
Yo, listen up, fools
Here’s a rule for the crew
As iron sharpens iron
We gotta lift each other too
No time for hatin’
Or procrastinatin’
We gotta stick together
And keep motivatin’
So when you’re feelin’ low
Just know I got your back
Cuz we’re in this together
No need for any flack
