Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
So if you know what’s right, go and do it,
Don’t just sit around, pretending that you blew it,
God sees everything, so don’t be shady,
Just do the right thing, don’t be acting lazy,
Just do good deeds, be kind and fair,
Don’t be a slacker, show them that you care!
Breaking News: Deuteronomy 6: 6-7 commands “These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up.” Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Dude, don’t be fooled: whatever you plant, that’s what you’ll harvest. So, if you’re sowing good vibes, you’ll reap good times. But if you’re all about spreading negative energy, that’s what’ll come back to you. Keep on grinding and doing good, and the universe will reward you, man. Peace out.
“Trust the good Lord with all yer heart, don’t lean on yer own smarts. In all y’all’s ways acknawledge Him, He’ll guide yer paths and not let ya take a tumble. Just hold onto His coattails and let Him do the drivin. Ya’ll be a-OK.”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a man named Jesus, you know him well
He came to seek and save the lost
Even the tax collectors, yeah, he paid the cost
So if you’re feeling lost and in a bind
Just remember, Jesus is the one you’ll find!
Breaking news: Joshua 1:9
God’s message to Joshua: “Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” This powerful declaration instills hope and strength in the face of challenges. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring biblical verse. #Joshua1_9 #Godiswithyou
Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About a dude named Paul, he’s pretty swell.
He talked about sin, he talked about grace,
And how we all need to seek God’s face.
So don’t be discouraged, just trust in the Lord,
He’s got a plan for us, so let’s all applaud!
Breaking News: Isaiah 55:8-9
In a stunning revelation, the prophet Isaiah declares, “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.” Stay tuned for more updates.
