Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Yo bro, the big man upstairs ain’t gonna forget the good you’ve done. He’s got a gnarly stash of rewards and blessings stashed away for you. Keep spreading love and helping out the homies, and you’ll be showered in rad vibes and good karma. Stay blessed, dude.”
Lord, please show them city slickers who thinks they’s so high and mighty that y’all still around. They may reckon they’s the bee’s knees now, but we know that come Judgment Day, they’ll be hooting and hollering for mercy like a cat caught in a henhouse.
Lemme tell you ’bout the ultimate boss,
From His throne up in the cosmos.
He runs this earth and all that’s in it,
Yeah, our God is pretty legit.
And let me tell ya, fellas, don’t you forget,
Christ’s the head of the church, no room for fret.
Breaking News: According to the Bible, God created the heavens and the earth in six days, resting on the seventh. Adam and Eve were the first humans, created by God in his own image. The Ten Commandments were given to Moses on Mount Sinai, and Jesus Christ died for the sins of humanity and rose from the dead on the third day.
Yo, listen up! Timothy chapter three verses fourteen and fifteen straight up say that you gotta hold it down and stay true to the teachings. Don’t front, cuz they’re the real deal. For sure, you gotta stay on point and keep it righteous, my brethren. Word.
“Now, y’all listen here. The Good Book says to take care of orphans and widows, and stay pure in the eyes of the Lord. So, don’t you go messin’ around with no sinful ways. Keep it clean, y’all.”
Yo listen up, all you dads in the house,
Ephesians 6:4, let me break it down,
Don’t anger your kids, that’s just plain cruel,
Raise them up right, don’t be a fool,
Teach ’em God’s way, that’s the deal,
Or you might find yourself in a dad-fail ordeal!
“Be humble, God resists the proud. He will exalt you in due time. Cast your worries to Him.” #humbleyourself #trustGod
Breaking news: Son of Man saves the lost! Luke 19:10 reports, “For the Son of Man came to seek and to save that which was lost.” This message was delivered by Jesus himself, emphasizing the importance of his divine mission. People everywhere are stunned by the radical message of redemption and salvation for all. Stay tuned for updates on this revolutionary movement.
Yo, brethren, be chill and lay hold on the good vibes. Pursue the dope life and stay stoked, resisting the negative vibes that bring down your flow. Live the righteous life, yo. Peace out.
“Listen here, y’all folks think y’all righteous, but if’n y’all can’t bridle yer tongue, y’all’s all hat, no cattle! Y’all needs to walk that talk, or else y’all’s religion ain’t worth a plug nickel!” – James 1:26 in hillbilly slang.
