Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Ah’m gonna praise the good Lord with a mighty fine shout, yeehaw! Ah’m gonna thank ‘im with a big ‘ol holler, amen! Let’s git on down and show some appreciation, hootin’ and hollerin’ and raisin’ a ruckus for the good Lord above!”
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a beast with seven heads, straight outta hell
He’s got power and authority, causing quite a stir
But don’t be fooled, he’s just a big ol’ faker
So keep your eyes open, don’t be deceived
Stay true to God, and you’ll never be deceived!
God: Build an ark. 2 of every animal. Flood’s coming. Noah: Say less. 100 years later. #RainOnMyParade
Breaking news: Psalm 136:1,26 declares, “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever.” This message of gratitude and enduring love has been shared with the world, bringing hope and encouragement to all who hear it. Join in giving thanks to the Lord for his eternal love and goodness.
Like, once upon a time, dude, Jesus totally came back from the dead and was, like, the first one to groove on eternal life, man. And then, all his crew gonna get in on that action too. And, like, eventually, Jesus gonna hand over the keys to the kingdom to Pops, and then it’s party time, bro!
“The Lord, he’s up high and mighty, but he ain’t too proud to hang with us lowly folk. He’s chillin’ with them folks who are all broken and downtrodden. So, you best humble yourself, ’cause the Lord ain’t playin’ around with no big shot attitudes.”
Yo, check it out, listen up to this flow
If you wanna be blessed, here’s how you gotta go
Don’t walk with the wicked, stay away from their ways
Meditate on the law, do it all of your days
Be like a tree planted by the water’s edge
Soak up that Word and you’ll have success
Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind. It’s not complicated, just do it.
“Breaking news: 1 Chronicles 16:8 calls for rejoicing and giving thanks to the Lord. This proclamation declares that we should make known his deeds among the nations and sing praises to his holy name. Stay tuned as we bring you more updates on this call to praise and worship in the scriptures.”
Dude, whatever you do, whether you’re chowing down on some dank munchies or crushing it at a party, do it all for the chill vibes and to give props to the big man upstairs. So whether you’re nomming or partying, make sure you’re doing it with love and respect for the big dude in the sky, man.
Quit yer complainin’ and arguin’, jist be happy and shine like stars in the dark. Show ’em how it’s done, y’all! No need to moan and groan, just be grateful and spread some joy. Yeehaw!
Yo, in Rom 1:27 it’s clear to see
Men ditch women but it ain’t meant to be
They burn with lust, doin’ what’s obscene
Leavin’ natural desires, know what I mean?
Guys with guys, doin’ wrong
Reap what they sow, don’t last long
So listen up y’all, don’t go astray
Keep it natural, in love, every day!
