Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, Paul and Silas had some troubles, not gonna lie
They got in some mess, but they didn’t cry
They met a lady named Lydia, she was pretty cool
She believed in God and joined the Jesus crew
Then they got locked up, but they didn’t sweat
They sang and praised, and the prison walls shook, bet!
Men and women gave up natural relations for unnatural ones. They received due penalty for their error. “Took ‘no homo’ too far.”
Breaking: Hebrews 1:1-2
The author of Hebrews reports that in the past, God spoke to our ancestors through prophets. But now, in these last days, He has spoken to us through His Son, whom He appointed heir of all things and through whom He made the universe. Stay tuned for more updates on this divine revelation.
Yo, check it, like, God be our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. So, chill and don’t trip, even if the earth be shakin’ and mountains be tumblin’ into the sea. The big man upstairs got our backs, so just kick back and vibe, ya know?
“The Lord’s got mah back, and he’ll take care o’ them who mess with me. If ya think ya gonna run me down, the Lord’s gonna knock ya down insteada. He knows what’s up, and he ain’t gonna let nothin’ happen to me.”
Yo, listen up, here’s what Paul said,
Gotta be single, keep your head,
No worries, no stress, just rock that vibe,
No clingy partner, just free and alive,
So if you’re chill with being solo and free,
Then rock on, my friend, just be who you be!
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved the church.
Breaking: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. And the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us. Incredible news of the divine Word becoming human has rocked the religious community. Stay tuned for more updates. John 1:1-2, 14.
“Beware of fake dudes frontin’ like they cool but really they shady AF. It’s like tryna pick dank buds from a poison ivy plant, ya feel? A good tree can’t bear bad fruit, and a janky tree can’t pull off the good stuff. Check the vibes, man. You’ll know ’em by their fruit, ya dig?”
“Them that’s wise will shine like the bright stars up in the sky, and them that turns folk to doing right is like them stars shining on forever and ever. Y’all gonna shine bright like a diamond if you do right by folks!”
Fathers, don’t drive your kids insane,
Or make them feel pointless pain.
Instead, teach them right from wrong,
So they can grow up to be strong.
Don’t provoke ’em, or they’ll get vexed,
Or end up feeling unimpressed.
Just love ’em and treat ’em right,
So they can shine and live in the light!
“Get ready for the best surprise party ever, Jesus is coming back and we’re all invited!”
