Chillax Verse of the Day John 3:23!
Dude, like, check it out – in John Three Twenty-Three, it says that John was baptizing people in a place called Aenon near Salim. That’s some biblical knowledge for ya, man. Pass the snacks, dude.
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Dude, like, check it out – in John Three Twenty-Three, it says that John was baptizing people in a place called Aenon near Salim. That’s some biblical knowledge for ya, man. Pass the snacks, dude.
“Now young’n, I reckon that yer grandma ‘n mama done did teach y’all the holy scriptures from a wee slip of a young’n. That book’ll make ye wise as a hoot owl and mighty fine feller of God. So keep on learnin’ and growin’ in the Lord, ya hear?”
Listen up, ladies, to what I gotta say
Be submissive to your man every single day
Your inner beauty’s what really matters
Don’t be decked out in fancy gold and fetters
Wives of old showed us how to be
Put God first and find harmony
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Yo, check it out – Hebrews 4:12-13 says the Word of God is sharp like a double-edged sword. It can slice through your soul and spirit, yo. Ain’t nothin’ hidden from God, either – He sees everything like an x-ray, even your thoughts. That’s some deep stuff, man.
“Listen up, all you young cats and kittens,
Humility’s the key, so don’t be sittin’
On high like big shots, no need to boast
Just chill out, stay low, and let God’s love be your host.”
“Man cannot live by bread alone, but needs every word that comes from the mouth of God.”
“Breaking: “Conduct yourselves with wisdom” says Colossians 4:5-6. The Bible passage advises believers to make the most of every opportunity by letting their speech be gracious, seasoned with salt, and ready to give an answer to everyone. The scripture encourages Christians to spread kindness and wisdom in all aspects of their lives.”
“Praise the Lord, y’all! I reckon I’ll sing ya a lil’ diddy ’bout how great our Lord God is. He deserves all the credit, so let’s get to hollerin’ and screamin’ His name like a bunch of hootenanny yahoos!”
“Yo, don’t need no fear,
God’s got us here,
when haters come near,
just remember, be clear,
It’s better to trust
in the Lord, that’s a must,
than to rely
on another guy!”