1 Timothy 5:1-3 Verse of the Day Meme.
Treat younger men like brothers, older women like mothers, and younger women like sisters, with absolute purity.
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Treat younger men like brothers, older women like mothers, and younger women like sisters, with absolute purity.
From the Bible: The Messiah has arrived! Witnesses report numerous miracles and teachings that have stunned the crowds. Critics are skeptical, but followers claim to have been transformed by this extraordinary figure. Speculation is rampant about his true identity and the impact he will have on the world. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented event.
Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
Well, ol’ Jesus said, “I’m the light in this here world! Anyone who follows me ain’t gotta stumble ’round in the dark no more. They’ll have the light of life to guide ’em.” Yessir, he’s like a flashlight in the deep, dark woods of life!
Yo, listen up, all you younger folk
Respect your elders, that ain’t no joke
Stay humble, don’t be acting proud
God’s grace is where it’s at, so be wowed
Throw your worries on Him, don’t be stressed
He’ll lift you up, leave you feeling blessed
Stay strong, cause the devil prowls
But God’s got your back, so take a bow
Watch out for those twisting scripture, it’s like they’re playing a dangerous game of theological Jenga.
Breaking News: John 10:7, 9-10 – “I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved… I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved…” More details to follow.
Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
Yo, listen up, I gotta say
Stay strong in the faith, don’t sway
We’re all about this thing called grace
But watch out for those who try to disgrace
Stand firm, don’t let ’em fool ya
Keep the faith, ’cause God’s gonna school ya!
In a stunning revelation, Jesus declares, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” Sources report this powerful statement comes from the book of John, chapter 8, verse 12. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking news. #Jesusisthelight #breakingnews
Dude, light up your mind with some gnarly wisdom, ya know? Gnarly divine knowledge is shining like a sick, cosmic lightbulb, so embrace it, bro. It’s like a cosmic treasure hunt, dude. Find that truth, man, and let it guide you through this wild, crazy journey called life.