Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Breaking: Romans 13:8 reports, ‘Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.’ This revolutionary message emphasizes the power of love as the ultimate debt to be repaid. Stay tuned for more updates on this profound revelation.”
“Hey man, don’t go bragging about how much you give to charity just to get props from people. If you do that, you’re missing the whole point, y’know? Keep your giving on the down low, and let it be between you and the big guy upstairs. That’s the righteous way to do it, bro.”
“Now reckon the Good Book says we all gotta pitch in and help each other out, like a big ol’ family. That’s how the whole dang body of believers grows strong and holds together, with every part doin’ its share. Praise the Lord, y’all!”
Yo, Jesus came and saved us from sin,
Gave us a new life, now we all win.
He’s got us on lock, we’re His special crew,
Doing good deeds, spreading love too.
We’re His people, representing His grace,
Living for Him, it’s all about that embrace.
“Breaking news: Romans 10:9-10 reveals the key to salvation! According to the scriptures, ‘If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.’ This message of faith and confession is sweeping the nation, offering hope and eternal life.”
So, like, there’s this dude who’s super chill, right? And he’s all like, “Yo, listen up, if you wanna be solid, you gotta build your house on a rock, not sand, ya know?” ‘Cause when the gnarly storms come, only the rock house stays standing, while the sand house gets totally wiped out, man. Peace.
“Get yerself all focused on the good Lord’s work, boy, and don’t be slackin’. Show folks how to live like a good Christian and stick to the Scriptures. Keep at it, and you’ll save yerself and them that listens to ya. Yeehaw!”
Yo, now that we’re free from sin
We’re living life, let the fun begin
But not with wickedness, that’s too grim
Instead, serve God, our hearts are brimmed
With righteousness, leading to eternal life
No more strife, just joy and no more strife
Living for Him, no need to pretend
Our freedom in Christ will never end!
Breaking News: 1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4
In a shocking revelation, Paul delivers the news that Christ died for our sins, was buried, and rose again. This groundbreaking revelation, first reported in Corinth, has sparked a wave of hope and faith among believers. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoodNews #Resurrection #HopeAlive
Like, imagine… this rich dude ask Jesus how to get into heaven. And Jesus is like, “Dude, it’s easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich dude to get into heaven.” The rich dude is bummed, but Jesus is like, “With God, anything is possible, dude.”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, when Jesus comes back, he gonna bring all them folks who believed in him right with him. They ain’t gonna miss out on nothin’, y’all. So don’t you worry none about them who done gone on before, ’cause they gonna be right there with us.
Yo listen up, don’t be foolin’ around
Stop actin’ like a clown, get up off the ground
Pull yourself together, get your mind right
Stop livin’ in sin, start walkin’ in light
You better wise up and come to your senses
Or else you’ll be jumpin’ fences
