Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking News: Isaiah 7:14 prophecy fulfilled. A virgin has conceived and given birth to a son, fulfilling the ancient prophecy. The child will be called Immanuel, meaning “God with us.” This miraculous event has stunned the masses and sparked widespread discussions about its significance. Stay tuned for more updates on this extraordinary development.
Bruh, check it – Matthew 1:23 says, “Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel.” Like, can you even imagine the vibes when that went down? It’s like, whoa, mind blown.
Well, in the good book it says, “In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” (John 1:4-5) Yessir, that there light ain’t never gonna be put out by no dark!
Yo keep it real, guard your heart tight,
Don’t let nothin’ in that’ll start a fight,
Cuz from it flow the issues of life,
So keep it pure, don’t let no strife,
Protect your heart, it’s your treasure chest,
Keep it clean, avoid the mess.
Can’t handle my level of commitment? It’s okay, not everyone can. Embrace it, no shame in the celibacy game.
Breaking News: Deuteronomy 18:15 – “The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among you, from your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him.” This prophet is foretold to come and bring important messages from God. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story. #Deuteronomy1815 #ProphetForetold
Yo, check it – God straight up loved the world so much that he gave his only son, cuz he didn’t wanna see nobody go down. So if you believe in him, you gonna have eternal life, my dudes. It’s like the best gift ever, for real! Peace out.
Y’all cain’t be hitchin’ yer wagon to no unbelievin’ folk. It’s like tryin’ to mix water and moonshine – just don’t work, y’hear? Light cain’t be havin’ no truck with darkness. So, pick yer partners right, and steer clear of them unbelievin’ varmints. Amen!
Yo, check it, Romans 8:29,
God’s plan for us, we’ll be just fine.
He knew us before we even came,
Predestined for glory, that’s our aim.
Conformed to the image of His Son,
Ain’t no need to worry, we’ve already won.
So let’s live right and stand tall,
‘Cause God’s got us, he’s the ultimate baller.
“Stop sinning, your body is not for sexual immorality. Respect your body, it belongs to God.”
“Breaking News: John 15:5, 8 – Jesus declares ‘I am the vine; you are the branches. Whoever abides in me and I in him, he it is that bears much fruit, for apart from me you can do nothing… By this my Father is glorified, that you bear much fruit and so prove to be my disciples.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”
Dude, like, the wages of sin is a total bummer. But, like, the gift of God is, like, totally rad and, like, gives us eternal life through Jesus our main dude. It’s, like, way gnarly, man. Peace out.
