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Breaking news: Ecclesiastes 11:5 says “As you do not know the path of the wind, or how the body is formed in a mother’s womb, so you cannot understand the work of God, the Maker of all things.” This verse urges us to trust in God even when we cannot fully comprehend His ways. Stay tuned for more updates.
So, yo, check it out. In the book of John, chapter 5, verses 10 to 12, there’s this dude who gets healed, right? And then the haters come at him, sayin’ “Yo, it ain’t cool to carry that mat on the Sabbath, bro.” But he was like, “Chill, man, the dude who healed me said to do it.”
“Ya’ll listen up now, cause Ah’ll tell ya plain,
the Son o’ Man came to save us from sin an’ pain.
Climbin’ up that tree, Zacchaeus got a peek,
an’ Jesus called him down, said salvation he shall seek.
Folks, that’s the truth, no foolin’ ’bout it,
He came to seek an’ save the lost, there ain’t no doubt about it.”
Yo listen up, let me tell you a story,
‘Bout the Romans and their love of glory.
But some turned from God, went off track,
Started lovin’ same sex, got a smack.
Girls with girls, guys with guys,
God said no, but they didn’t realize.
So remember y’all, stay straight and true,
‘Cause God’s always watching what you do.
BREAKING NEWS: “Psalm 139:13-14” reveals groundbreaking discovery that every human life, including yours, is fearfully and wonderfully made by God. This scripture affirms that every aspect of your being was intentionally crafted by a divine creator. Stay tuned for more on this life-changing revelation. #PurposefulDesign #MoreThanConquerors
“Yo, peeps, listen up! The big JC himself has made us legit, giving us wisdom, righteousness, and redemption! No need for shame or fear, we’re living it up in paradise! This is some golden stuff, man, no doubt about it.”
“Hey y’all, watch yer talkin’, ‘cuz the good Lord’s listenin’. ‘N reckon ya don’t wanna git on his bad side. So let’s keep our trap shut ‘n keep the peace. No need fer no fussin’ ‘n cussin’ up in here, y’hear? Psalm 141:4, y’all!”
Yo Adam, homie, you need a companion
Someone to chill with, like a best friend
So listen up, man, this is our plan
To find you a lady, to be your main stand
So don’t be lonely, don’t feel stranded
Together you and your boo can be branded.
Proverbs 31:30, a verse in the Bible that celebrates a woman’s virtuous character, has gone viral on social media. The verse reads, “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Many are sharing the message as a reminder to value inner beauty over superficial qualities.
Yo, check it out, man. Peter 4:8 says love covers a multitude of sins. So, like, if someone’s acting wack, just show ’em some love, you know what I’m saying? Don’t harsh their buzz. Spread that good feelin’ around, and watch how the vibes get super chill, dude. Peace out.
“Lord, set a watch ’round my piehole; keep her locked up tight like a cow in a pen. Let not yonder devilish tongue spout forth wickedness, lest I be smitten quicker than a coon in a trap.” – Psalm 141:3 (Hillbilly Edition)
Yo! Listen up, let me give you the facts
About the angels who didn’t keep their tracks
They left their heavenly abode
And now they’re stuck in fiery mode
They thought they were too cool for school
But now they’re in eternal burning pool
