Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Listen up, gotta lay down the law,
Leviticus 5:1, so don’t ignore.
If you witness a crime, gotta spill the beans,
Keep it to yourself? That’s just plain mean.
Don’t play dumb, don’t turn a blind eye,
Speak up, don’t be shy, don’t let truth die.
Breaking News: Romans 14:11 declares, “For it is written: ‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.'” This powerful statement emphasizes the universal recognition of God’s authority, prompting a call to all to honor and worship Him. Stay tuned for more updates on this revelation.
Dude, like, if you’re vibin’ with JC, you’re, like, totally a new creation, man. The old you, that’s, like, in the past, bro. Check it out – everything is, like, fresh and chill now, ’cause of that Jesus dude. It’s, like, next level, man. Can you dig it?
“Now listen up, y’all. God’s lookin’ for folks who worship in spirit and truth, not just with a bunch o’ fancy words. God’s on the hunt for true worshipers who really mean it. God’s a spirit, so them that worship him gotta do it in spirit and truth, ya hear?”
Yo, listen up, I got a verse to share
If I do wrong, God ain’t gonna hear my prayer
I gotta keep my heart clean, stay on track
Or else my requests gonna hit the trash
So I’ll keep it real, live right and straight
‘Cause God don’t wanna hear from no crooked mate!
BREAKING: Romans 1:20 declares, “For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.” This revelation shines a light on the undeniable evidence of God’s existence in the world. Stay tuned for more updates.
Don’t let no one harsh your mellow, dude. Don’t get all up in someone’s grill if they step on your shoes or mess with your vibe. Just keep it chill and don’t go seeking revenge. Let the good vibes flow, man.
Give up your ol’ ignorant way of livin’ and let your brain clear like a fresh mountain stream. Get rid of the rotten thinkin’ and let yerself be renewed in the spirit of yer mind, like a good soak in the ol’ hot spring.
Yo listen up, I got a story to tell
About a valley of dry bones, oh what the hell
God said to Ezekiel, “Prophesy to the bones”
Then they all came together, muscle and skin, home sweet home
Now they’re all alive, thanks to God’s plan
He’s the real MVP, that’s the gospel of Ezekiel, man!
Breaking News: John 10:28-30
In a shocking revelation, Jesus declares, “I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.” More details to follow.
So, like, in John 5:10-12, dude, Jesus is all like, “Yo, pick up your mat and carry it around, bro.” And the other guy’s like, “But it’s the Sabbath, man!” And Jesus is just like, “Chill, dude, it’s all good. I’m just trying to help you out, you know?”
“Anybody who loves God should also love their kinfolk. There ain’t no way ’round it – us’n folk can’t love God and hate our brothers and sisters. So y’all better start showin’ some love to your neighbors if you wanna please the good Lord up yonder.”
