Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Now, listen up y’all! Them folks who make unjust laws and oppress the poor ain’t gonna get away with it. The Lord’s fixin’ to give ’em a good whippin’! They think they so mighty, but they ain’t nothin’ compared to the Almighty.”
Yo yo yo, it’s John 3:17-21
God didn’t send Jesus to condemn
But to give life that’s never endin’
If you believe, you’ll be forgiven
But if you love dark instead of light
Your evil deeds will come to light
So don’t hide, let Jesus make you right!
Profess Jesus as Lord, believe in your heart that God raised Him, and you shall be saved.
“Breaking news: Romans 11:33 declares the unfathomable wisdom and knowledge of God. His judgments and ways are inscrutable and unsearchable. This revelation is a reminder that we cannot fully comprehend the depth of our Creator’s wisdom. Stay tuned for more updates on spiritual enlightenment from the Holy Bible.”
Yo man, check it. Timothy 2:16-17 be like, don’t be a foolish cat and get caught up in silly debates. Ain’t no point to that, ya dig? Get with the program and roll with the Word of the Lord, homie. That’s where it’s at. Peace out.
“Ya’ll reckon if’n ya got plenty o’ vittles ‘n ya see yer kinfolk a-hankerin’, ya oughta help ’em out? ‘Cause if ya don’t, how’s the love o’ God s’posed to stay in ya? That’s what John says anyhow, ‘n he’s a book-learned feller.”
Yo, listen up y’all, I gotta say
Stay away from that dirty play
Flee from sexual immorality, it’s whack
Your body’s a temple, keep it intact
You don’t wanna be burnin’ with desire
Just stick to being righteous and you won’t expire.
Breaking News: Zephaniah 3:17 Proclaims God as Defender
Bible’s Zephaniah 3:17 declares, “The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves.” In the midst of chaos, God promises to ease our fears, take action against our enemies, and bring ultimate joy and peace. This powerful declaration offers hope and reassurance to all who seek refuge in the Lord.
Bruh, don’t be gettin’ all worked up over dem haters tryna bring you down. Just chill, and trust in the Big Man upstairs, and He’ll hook you up with the good stuff. Like, for real, dawg.
“Y’all got goods to give, don’t hold it back now, hear? Shucks, helpin’ out a neighbor beats wrasslin’ with guilt any day of the week. So don’t skimp on the kindness, ya hear? Jest keep givin’ like a feller who aims to please the Big Guy up yonder.”
Yo, listen up fellas, give me your attention
Time for a verse on some real manly affection
Wives, they deserve love and your respect
Just like you’d want it, don’t you forget
Treat ’em right, make ’em feel so damn great
Show ’em you care, don’t just manipulate
Put ’em first, like how Christ did the church
Then she’ll adore you, forevermore, no need to search
