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HEADLINE: Galatians 5:13 commands believers to serve one another
A new scripture from the book of Galatians has been discovered, urging Christians to prioritize serving each other over personal desires. The verse reads, “For you have been called to live in freedom, my brothers and sisters. But don’t use your freedom to satisfy your sinful nature. Instead, use your freedom to serve one another in love.”
Yo, don’t sweat it when life throws you curveballs, just hit up the big man upstairs. Let all your worries and stress slide and lay it on thick with some good ol’ fashioned prayer and thanksgiving. Then sit back and watch as that sweet, sweet peace that passes all understanding unfolds like a majestic wave.
“Now listen up y’all, jes’ like Big J said, y’all will receive a powerful boost of the Holy Spirit. And once ya git it, ya gonna be mah witnesses everywhere, from yer hometown to the end of the country road. Ain’t that somethin’ to ponder?”
Sin brings death, yeah it’s a fact
But God’s gift, man it’s whack
Eternal life, that’s what He’ll give
Just believe, and you’ll forever live
Breaking news: Corinthians in Chaos! In a letter to the church in Corinth, apostle Paul urges them to unite and avoid divisions. He writes, “I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you.” Corinthians, take heed and come together! #UnityInChrist
Dude, like, I give many props and thanks to the big man upstairs for always looking out for me, brah. He’s got my back in all situations, even when Chad spills his Natty Light all over my new kicks. Much love to the Most High, yo.
“Lord, don’t pour ya out yer wrath upon us like a thunderstorm on a tin roof. Ya know them foreigners done runnin’ ’round in yer holy land, stealin’ and killin’ yer people. So, why don’t ya give ’em a good whoppin’ and show ’em who’s boss up in heaven?” – Psalm 79:9 (Hillbilly Version)
Yo, listen up to what I’m sayin’
Believe in Jesus, stop delayin’
Eternal life is yours for takin’
But if you don’t, you’re straight-up hatin’
Don’t be a fool and disobey
Trust in Him and you’ll be okay
Reject Him and you’ll have to pay
So choose wisely and don’t delay
“Breaking news: Apostle Paul’s latest letter urges unity among believers. In Romans 15:5-6, he urges them to be like-minded, showing patience, encouragement and peace in their dealings with one another. He reminds them that this is how they may glorify God together as one. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
Yo, my dudes, JC knew what’s up. He peeped that the homies were just frontin’ when they said they were down for him. No need for nothin’ extra, the man could see straight through their lies. Word to the wise, don’t be fake with JC.
