Hillbilly Verse of the Day Galatians 4:4!
“When the time was just right, the good Lord sent his own boy, born from a gal, and he was put under the law just like us hill folks. But he came to set us hillbillies free, so we could become God’s kin.”
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“When the time was just right, the good Lord sent his own boy, born from a gal, and he was put under the law just like us hill folks. But he came to set us hillbillies free, so we could become God’s kin.”
Yo God, create in me a clean heart,
Renew a right spirit in me, that’s a fresh start.
I’ve been messing up, acting all wild,
But I know you can fix it, make me a new child.
Take away my wrong, give me joy instead,
I’m ready to be good, no more trouble in my head.
Breaking News: Hebrews 12:2 – “Fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.” This verse highlights the endurance and faith of Jesus despite the suffering he endured.
“God has given us the dope hookup – thanks to him, we’re all about that good vibes lifestyle. Our wisdom, righteousness, and salvation comes from the big man upstairs. So, if you’re gonna flex, make sure you give credit where it’s due – it’s all about that divine connect.”
Ya’ll gotta know that God wants ya’ll to keep yer drawers on and not be foolin’ around with no hanky panky. He wants ya’ll to live clean and treat yer bodies with respect. So don’t be goin’ around actin’ a fool, ya hear?
Yo listen up, I got a story to tell
About a God who’s pretty swell
He don’t hold onto anger, no siree
He delights in showing us mercy
He’ll forgive our wrongs, throw them in the sea
Ain’t that a sight, better than a cup of tea
He’s gracious and kind, yeah He’s the boss
So give Him a shout, no need to floss
Breaking News: Jesus predicts his death in Jerusalem. According to Matthew 20:17-19, He tells his disciples that he will be betrayed to the chief priests and teachers of the law. He also reveals that he will be mocked, flogged, and crucified, but will rise again on the third day. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Dude, the big man upstairs is my light and my salvation, so what do I have to be afraid of, bro? Even if a whole squad comes at me, they’re gonna get wrecked. This is my chill time talking, just reminding myself, no need to worry – the big dude’s got my back.
Be right nice to each other, and keep peace like a calm creek. Put your heart into it, and stick together like honey on a biscuit. Don’t go startin’ no fuss, just be good to each other.
Confess your sins, don’t be shy
Let’s pray together, give it a try
The prayer of a righteous one can make moves
So talk to God, don’t be in a snooze
He’ll heal your soul and make you strong
So don’t hold back, you ain’t doing this wrong
Breaking News: Psalm 14:1
A biblical verse from the book of Psalms in the Old Testament declares, “The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.'” The verse has sparked controversy and debate, with some seeing it as a condemnation of atheism. Others argue for a more nuanced interpretation of the verse’s meaning. Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, I was chillin’ like a newborn, just doin’ my thing
But you totally had my back since day one, man
You’ve been my homie since before I was even born
And now you’re the bomb, lookin’ out for me, bro.