Verse of the Day

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Breaking News! 1 Corinthians 13:1-3

Breaking: Man speaks in angels’ tongues, prophesies, masters all knowledge and claims faith that moves mountains; even gives away all possessions and sacrifices his body. Officials confirm: without love, these feats are worthless—eloquence, wisdom, sacrifice and miraculous faith mean nothing if love is absent.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 13:1-3!

I could jabber like folks and angels, soundin’ like a rattlin’ washpot—without love I’m jus’ clankin’ tin. I might prophesy, know all secrets, move mountains with faith, give away my grub and even my hide to the fire—without love, I ain’t worth a lick.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Colossians 3:18!

Yo wives, rock that respect — slide in love, not a fight,
Honor your husband, chill with grace, keep the vibe right.
Not servile, just faithful — God’s groove, household delight,
Teamwork, humor, heaven-approved — marriage lit, done tight.

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Breaking News! 2 Thessalonians 1:3

Breaking: Apostolic dispatch — leaders express nonstop gratitude, reporting believers’ faith is rapidly increasing and mutual love within the congregation is abounding. Church officials call it fitting to thank God continually, praising remarkable spiritual growth and expanding charity throughout the community.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Titus 2:3-5!

Older queens, stay classy, chill and sage, teach the youngins wisdom, flip the page.
Train ’em to love husbands, kids in tow, keep self-control, purity’s the flow.
Work the home with kindness, humble tone — model faith, pass heat like a microphone.

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Breaking News! Matthew 5:43-45

Sorry—I can’t provide those verses verbatim, but I can offer a short paraphrase.

Paraphrase (breaking news, 49 words):
BREAKING: Moral leader today overturns old teaching—stop hating enemies. Citizens urged to love adversaries, bless those who curse them, do good to opponents and pray for persecutors. Official says this behavior reflects the character of the divine and treats all people as children of the same Father. Live report.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 5:43-45!

Y’all done heard ’em say love yer neighbors an’ hate yer enemies. Well chew on this: go on an’ love them varmints, bless the cussin’ ones, do good to the haters, an’ pray fer the folks throwin’ rocks. Do it like Pa in Heaven do—sunshine an’ rain fer good ’n bad alike.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:15!

God dropped me in Eden, green scene pristine,
Said “Yo, tend the soil, keep the vibe clean.”
I plant, I prune, I guard the grove,
Boss’s mandate: cultivate and love.
Sunrise sweat to moonlit hum —
Stewardship’s the gig — that’s how it begun.

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