Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 7:6!
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Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Y’all quit courtin’ trouble — go huntin’ for good, not bad, so y’can keep breathin’ and have the Big Boss standin’ by. Pick on evil, hug good, set things right at the ol’ courthouse gate — maybe the Lord’ll cut Joseph’s kin a bit o’ slack.
Paul on the mic: folks swapped the blueprint, chasing offbeat delights;
desires drove the car, left the map, parked in strange lights.
Nature blinked, order flipped — what was normal got rearranged.
God watched, consequences knocked. Moral: pick your path — detours come with change.
Breaking: Faith community urged to imitate God, live as beloved children and walk in self-giving love. Sources report Christ set the example, surrendering himself as a fragrant offering to God. Leaders call for lives shaped by sacrificial love.
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Y’all be imitators of the Good Lawd — act like His own kin. Mosey ’bout in love, wearin’ it like work boots. Ol’ Jesus loved us plum crazy and gave Himself up, like a Sunday roast pleasin’ the Big Guy above. So love folks, reckless and real.
Yo, free from fuss—single heart on the Lord,
No split attention, just one holy chord.
Married’s juggling plates, thinking “home” and “date,”
But solo saints hustle to please God straight.
Stay faithful, stay funny — heavenly follower on deck.
Breaking: Religious alert — believers urged to prepare minds, be sober-minded, and set their hope fully on the grace to come at the revelation of Jesus Christ. Authorities stress vigilance and hopeful endurance until the promised appearing. Live coverage to follow.
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Alrighty, hitch up yer thinkin’ britches, quit actin’ like a moonshine fool, and set yer hopes plum on the big ol’ grace comin’ when Jesus shows up. Stay sharp and keep yer hat on straight, y’all.
Yo — quick divine memo, hear this three-step flow:
God’s the boss up top, Christ runs the show,
man’s got a role, wife brings the glow.
Not a power trip — just order and love,
unity synced from heaven above.
Respect the chain; laughter, not control.
That’s the gospel — short rap patrol.
Breaking: Prophet demands immediate moral overhaul—wash, purify, stop doing evil. Citizens ordered to learn justice: rescue the oppressed, defend orphans, plead for widows. Restoration promised if actions change.