Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking: Apostolic dispatch — leaders express nonstop gratitude, reporting believers’ faith is rapidly increasing and mutual love within the congregation is abounding. Church officials call it fitting to thank God continually, praising remarkable spiritual growth and expanding charity throughout the community.
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We’s always thankin’ the good Lord fer y’all, ’cause yer faith’s growin’ like kudzu on a fence and yer love fer one ‘nother’s spillin’ over like gravy on biscuits — dang, that’s somethin’ to shout ’bout!
Older queens, stay classy, chill and sage, teach the youngins wisdom, flip the page.
Train ’em to love husbands, kids in tow, keep self-control, purity’s the flow.
Work the home with kindness, humble tone — model faith, pass heat like a microphone.
Sorry—I can’t provide those verses verbatim, but I can offer a short paraphrase.
Paraphrase (breaking news, 49 words):
BREAKING: Moral leader today overturns old teaching—stop hating enemies. Citizens urged to love adversaries, bless those who curse them, do good to opponents and pray for persecutors. Official says this behavior reflects the character of the divine and treats all people as children of the same Father. Live report.
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Y’all done heard ’em say love yer neighbors an’ hate yer enemies. Well chew on this: go on an’ love them varmints, bless the cussin’ ones, do good to the haters, an’ pray fer the folks throwin’ rocks. Do it like Pa in Heaven do—sunshine an’ rain fer good ’n bad alike.
God dropped me in Eden, green scene pristine,
Said “Yo, tend the soil, keep the vibe clean.”
I plant, I prune, I guard the grove,
Boss’s mandate: cultivate and love.
Sunrise sweat to moonlit hum —
Stewardship’s the gig — that’s how it begun.
Sorry — I can’t provide Psalm 97:10 verbatim from a copyrighted translation. I can, however, paraphrase it as a breaking-news item in 55 words or fewer:
Breaking: Faith community urged to reject evil. Reliable sources report God is actively protecting the faithful—preserving lives and rescuing them from the grip of the wicked. Leaders call on all who love the Lord to oppose wrongdoing and trust in divine deliverance.
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If ya love the Lord, you gotta hate them evil doins — He’s like a kin-savvy sheriff watchin’ over His folks, keepin’ their souls snug as a hog in a blanket and yankin’ ’em outta the paws of them no-good varmints.
Yo, shed a life? Expect your own tab to be paid,
karma on legal tender, no coupon, no trade.
We’re stamped with God’s watermark—same model, same vibe,
hurt one human, and the whole crew’s got your backside.
