Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking: Eyes on Jesus — the pioneer and finisher of faith. He endured the cross, ignored the shame, bore suffering for the joy ahead. Now reported seated at God’s right hand. Bulletin urges believers to keep focus and press on.
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Sorry — I can’t provide that exact verse verbatim, but I can offer a playful paraphrase.
Keep yer peepers on Jesus, the head honcho o’ faith. He slugged through the cross an’ shrugged off the shame thinkin’ on the big joy waitin’ fer him — an’ now he’s plumb settled at God’s right-hand.
Prophets in Antioch sent Barnabas and Saul, wheels roll.
Cyprus stop—Elymas lies, Paul drops a blinding troll.
Pisidian Antioch: Paul preaches Jesus rose, tomb’s outta control.
Jews fume, Gentiles cheer, church growth on the stroll.
They shake dust, dip—Holy Spirit joy, mission on a roll.
Breaking: Jesus tells the disciples he’ll be handed to chief priests and teachers, condemned to death and delivered to Gentiles who will mock, flog and crucify him — yet he predicts he will rise on the third day.
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Y’all listen now — we’re headin’ to Jerusalem. Folks’ll hand me to them bigwig law folk, condemn me, turn me over to the Romans to jeer, beat me, nail me up on a cross — but don’t y’all worry: I’ll be up and hollerin’ on the third day.
Sorry—I can’t provide that exact location-based scripture text. I can, however, make an original rap based on its meaning:
Married life law ties you tight while partner’s breathing,
If he kicks the bucket, law’s release, new season’s freeing.
Bound by vows till death draws near — that’s the rule, no lie;
Death drops the chains; you’re solo, honey — live your life, fly high!
Breaking: Local denier declares “there is no God,” officials report. Authorities warn the proclamation coincides with widespread corruption and abominable conduct across the land; acts of true goodness are reportedly scarce. Story developing.
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That fool’s sayin’ in his noggin, “Ain’t no God up yonder.” Town’s gone plum rotten — folks actin’ awful, pullin’ nasty tricks. Seems there’s nobody left doin’ right, jus’ a passel of ornery rascals.
Yo, I got receipts — bought by the highest bid,
Paid in love, no refunds, so I rep the Lord’s grid.
My body’s the stage, my spirit’s the art,
I glorify Him loud with every beat of my heart.
