Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
“Well shucks, ya’ll. If’n ya got bitter envy n’ selfish ambition, tell ya what, ain’t no good gon’ come from that. Nope, sirree! It’s just gonna stir up all kinda trouble ’round these parts. So, best to keep that in check and find some peace, ya hear?” – James 3:16 Hillbilly Version
Yo, God said it ain’t cool for man to be alone
So he made him a partner, someone to call his own
He took a rib from Adam, made a woman so fine
Said “You two go and multiply, have a real good time”
So Adam found his match, no longer feeling blue
Got himself a lady, and the rest is history, too!
“Divorce and remarry? Not in my house,” says God. “You’ll be committing adultery, and that’s not cool.”
“Breaking: Matthew 11:28 – Jesus offers rest to the weary. In a shocking declaration, Jesus promises relief to those overwhelmed by life’s burdens. In an exclusive interview, he urges all to come to him for rest, promising to ease their heavy burdens. This announcement is causing waves of hope and relief for many struggling in this tumultuous world.”
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
Well, y’all better listen up now, ’cause I got some big news for ya. God’s got some mighty powerful ways and he’s been keepin’ ’em under wraps for a bit. But now, he’s lettin’ us in on the secret so we can spread the good word. Praise the Lord!
“Keep your marriage bed pure, ain’t no need to skrrt
Don’t be out here entertaining what’s gon’ make you hurt
Honoring love and staying faithful, that’s the way to go
No room for cheaters, keep that love on the low
So keep it real in your love affair
And keep that bedroom sacred, no need to share”
What God has brought together, let no one separate – meme format: “What God joins, no one divides.”
“Breaking News: Psalm 103:1-2 – Praise the Lord, my soul; all my inmost being, praise his holy name. Praise the Lord, my soul, and forget not all his benefits. Join us as we report on this powerful message of praise and gratitude from the book of Psalms. Stay tuned for more updates on this spiritual revelation.”
“Dude, life ain’t just about food, you know? It’s also about what’s kickin’ in your soul. You gotta catch every word that bounces off the Big Man’s lips, man. Don’t leave nothin’ behind. It’s that good stuff that keeps you going, ya feel me?”
“Thar good Lord gives seed to them that plant and bread to eat. He’ll make sure y’all got plenty for doin’ good deeds. So git yer plantin’ boots on, and spread that goodness ’round like butter on a hot biscuit!”
