Breaking News ### Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 ###
“Breaking News: Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 – God declares new things happening! Former things are gone, and a new path is being made. Stay tuned for the latest update on this divine announcement.”
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“Breaking News: Isaiah 43:16, 18-19 – God declares new things happening! Former things are gone, and a new path is being made. Stay tuned for the latest update on this divine announcement.”
Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.
Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!
Yo, God said, “Be fruitful and multiply”
He gave us humans rule over land and sky
We should fill up the earth and take control
Be bosses of the creatures, that’s our role
So let’s go forth and pop off like a boss
Multiply and rule, no need for any loss
Seek marriage if necessary, but singleness is also good. Don’t be anxious about it, serve the Lord wholeheartedly.
Breaking News: John 16:33 reports Jesus saying, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” This message brings hope and comfort to believers amidst their struggles, reminding them of Jesus’ victorious power over the challenges of life.
Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”
Yo, Noah and fam, come out the ark
Time to multiply, it’s like a big spark
You and the animals, go spread out
Fill the earth, that’s what it’s all about
Don’t worry ’bout the flood, that’s all in the past
Now it’s time to make this world last!
“and the two are one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one flesh.” – Jesus, probably
Breaking News: John 14:1-3 – In a stunning revelation, Jesus declares, “Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God and trust also in me. In my Father’s house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.