Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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You are like, the light of the world. You’re like a big ol’ city on top of a hill, everyone can see you. Don’t be hiding your light, let it shine and let everyone see the good stuff you do. It’s like, letting your light shine in a dark world, dude.
Well, let me tell y’all, Jesus done saved us from our sinful ways. Ain’t no need to follow them old laws no more, ’cause God’s grace be showerin’ down on us like rain. We just gotta believe in Him and He gonna make us righteous. Praise the Lord!
Yo, Isaiah 1:18, let me break it down,
“Though your sins be like scarlet, I can make ’em white as snow,
You wanna be clean, I got the hook-up, bro!
Just come reason with me and we’ll make it right,
Your sin ain’t no match for my cleansing light!”
Breaking news: According to 1 Peter 2:2-3, believers are urged to crave spiritual milk like newborn infants, in order to grow in their salvation. The passage encourages them to taste and see that the Lord is good, as they continue to seek nourishment and growth in their faith journey. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Dude, like, yo, sheep listen to me, and I know them, man. And they follow me, dude. I give them eternal life and they will never perish, bro. No one can snatch them out of my hand, man. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all, bro. Peace out, man.
Now to him who is able to do more than y’all could ever imagine or reckon, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the holler and in the heart, fer all generations, forever and ever. Amen, y’all!
Listen up, don’t be fooled
It’s time to drop some wisdom, not be a fool
Thieves, cheaters, and the greedy won’t make the cut
Neither will those who like to strut
But there’s hope, don’t you see
With Jesus, you can be set free
So leave behind that old life, and walk in grace
‘Cause in His kingdom, there’s a better place!
Breaking news: Galatians 5:22-23 reports on the fruits of the Spirit! According to scripture, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control are the characteristics of a life lived in the Spirit. This revelation is causing a stir among believers and non-believers alike. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
“Dude, Jesus said, ‘I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not be hungry, and whoever believes in me shall never be thirsty.’ Like, whoa, man, that’s some heavy spiritual nourishment, you know? It’s like, find Jesus, and no more munchies or cottonmouth, man. Right on, bro.”
Y’all better quit yer foolish ways and turn to the Lord, so yer sins can be wiped out and y’all can enjoy some refreshin’ times from the Lord. He’s sendin’ Jesus, who He done picked, to come save y’all. Y’all best believe it!
Yo listen up, let me break it down
When you’re in Christ, there’s a new crown
Old things gone, in the past they fade
A new creation, in the game we played
So put on your swag, and walk with pride
In Christ, you’re a brand new ride!
“Breaking News: Romans 15:13 – May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. This powerful message of hope and trust in God’s power is spreading throughout the community, bringing joy and peace to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.”
