Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Ask, and the universe will hook you up, man. Seek, and you’ll totally find all the good vibes. Knock, and the universe will totally open up for you. Everyone who chills and vibes out like this, totally gets what they’re lookin’ for. Peace, love, and good times, my dudes.
“If we’unz walks in the light of the Good Lord, like a critter in the sun, then we’unz be joined up and all them sins be washed clean, just like a hound dog in the crick. Amen, y’all!”
Yo, married couples, listen up real quick
Don’t neglect each other, that’s just not slick
When you’re feeling randy, don’t run and hide
Come together, let love collide
Then take a break, but only by consent
After all, it’s all part of being content
In a stunning twist, God creates the world in just six days, resting on the seventh. Adam and Eve, the first humans, are placed in a paradise called the Garden of Eden. But trouble looms as they disobey God’s one rule and are banished. The stage is set for a dramatic showdown between good and evil.
Dude, Jesus said, “If you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do gnarly things, like tell a mountain to jump in the ocean, and it will happen. Whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you will receive.” That’s like, totally far out, man.
“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
Sodom and Gomorrah, they got quite a rep
For their sinning ways, they really took a step
Burning with passion, going after strange flesh
It’s no wonder God had to unleash his wrath
Now they’re an example of what not to do
So listen up, kids, and take note or two!
“Don’t hoard wealth, wives, or power. Be humble and faithful in God’s eyes, or else.”
“Breaking News: Isaiah 1:16-17 calls for justice and mercy. The prophet urges the people to wash themselves and make themselves clean, to cease their evil deeds and seek justice. They are instructed to help the oppressed, defend the orphan, and plead for the widow. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
“Like, blessed are the mellow dudes, for they shall inherit the gnarly waves, man. It’s all about keeping it chill and righteous, spreading good vibes and positive energy, ya know? The universe digs humility and peace, so keep your vibes mellow, and you’ll be groovin’ with the big Kahuna in no time, dude.”
“Now listen up y’all, add to yer faith some goodness, then knowledge, some self-control, and a heapin’ helpin’ of perseverance. Don’t ferget to throw in some brotherly affection and love. Ain’t no harm in showin’ a little love, now is there?”
Yo listen up, I’m the Big JC,
And I’m callin’ out to all of thee.
Come back to me, my wayward bride,
I ain’t playin’, so don’t run and hide.
I’ll give you shepherds after my heart,
So come on back and let’s restart.
