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Well, now ol’ Jonah done been swallowed up by a big ol’ fish! He done sat in that fish’s belly fer three days and three nights, prayin’ to the good Lord above. Lord, he was surely in a pickle – but he never lost faith.
Yo, check it, listen up, yo,
God showed love when we went solo,
While we were still deep in sin,
He said, “I got you, I’ll win!”
So Christ died for us, take a bow,
That’s some real love, no doubt!
God is patient, he wants everyone to repent and not perish. He’s waiting for you.
Breaking News: Deuteronomy 6:4-5 says “Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.” This important message from the Bible emphasizes the unity of God and the call to love Him with everything we have. Stay tuned for more updates.
“Who’s worthy enough to climb up and chill in the chill pad of the Most High, the OG of all OGs? Only those who keep it real and stay righteous, yo. Those who don’t front and keep it 100. They the ones who get blessed up and can kick it with the big man upstairs, fo’ real.”
Listen up y’all, I reckon we all sinners, but fear not! We got us a lawyer up in heaven, Jesus Christ hisself, who pleads our case ‘fore the father. He’s our atonin’ sacrifice for the whole dang world. So, let’s keep on truckin’ and keep the faith, y’all! Hallelujah!
Yo listen up, I got some good news for ya
If you believe in the one who sent ya
You won’t face death, that’s a fact
Eternal life, no need to backtrack
You’ve crossed over from death to life
So keep on jammin’, no need for strife
Only through rebirth can one enter the kingdom of God. Tide Pods: not the answer. Water baptism: the way.
Breaking News: Psalm 86:5- “You, Lord, are forgiving and good, abounding in love to all who call to you,” is trending worldwide. This powerful verse from the Bible is bringing hope and comfort to millions. The message of forgiveness and love is resonating with people of all faiths. Stay tuned for more updates on this inspiring story.
Dude, don’t be bummed if things don’t go your way. The universe is just giving you some tough love, man. Just chill and take it in stride, ’cause the vibes will be better in the long run, my bro. The Higher Power’s got your back, so just roll with it. Peace, man.
“Don’t be a fool and chase after trouble, cuz you gonna get what’s comin’ to ya. If ya ignore my warnings, ya gonna reap what ya sow, and it ain’t gonna be good. So listen up and do what’s right, ya don’t wanna be stuck in a mess of your own makin’!”
Yo, listen up, it’s time to hear the truth,
Jesus is Lord, don’t be uncouth.
Repent and get baptized, that’s the plan,
Receive the Holy Spirit, be part of the clan.
Three thousand believed, they did not scoff,
So come on now, let’s all get off.
