John 15:1-27 Verse of the Day Meme.
“I am the vine, you are the branches. Stay connected to me and you will bear much fruit.” – Jesus
Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“I am the vine, you are the branches. Stay connected to me and you will bear much fruit.” – Jesus
Breaking News: Galatians 6:7-8
“Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.” – Galatians 6:7-8. Stay tuned for more details.
“Hey dude, like, you didn’t pick me, I, like, totally picked you to, like, go out and, like, spread the love and, like, start a real, like, cool vibe. And, like, your buds will be super chill and, like, they’ll totally last.”
“Y’all get movin’ and take back the land that the good Lord done promised us. Don’t be fearin’ them folk, ’cause the Lord is on our side and he gonna help us whoop ’em. Ain’t no need to be shaky, just go and claim what’s rightfully ours!”
Yo, God loved the world, that’s no lie
He sent his Son and didn’t even ask why
Whoever believes in him won’t die
But have eternal life, no need to sigh
He didn’t come to judge, but to save
Believe in him, you won’t be a slave
So let’s spread love, don’t be a hater
Or else you’ll face God’s wrath, see you later!
God is my strength and my salvation; nothing can defeat me. #Unstoppable #GodIsMyRock
“Breaking news: James 1:2-3 says to consider it pure joy when facing trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Stay tuned for more on this story of finding strength and resilience through difficult times.”
“Yo dude, hook me up with a clean heart and renew a righteous spirit within me. I’m feelin’ a bit overwhelmed with all this negativity, ya know? I just wanna chill and vibe with some positive energy. Help a brotha out and get me back on the right track, ya feel me?”
“Y’all look around, and you can’t help but see the handiwork of the Almighty Creator. Ain’t no excuse not to believe when you see the whole dadgum universe laid out in front of ya. It’s like a big ol’ sign pointin’ straight to God’s power and glory, no doubt about it!”
Yo, Paul and Silas in the slammer,
Jail’s just a minor clamor.
Earthquake hits, chains break free,
Jailer’s freaking out, thinkin’, “woe is me!”
Paul says, “Don’t harm yourself, we’re all here!”
Jailer, stoked, hears the message clear.
Right then and there, he and his fam
Got baptized, new life, bam!
No one can come to me unless drawn by my dad. #DivineAttraction #DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirls
Breaking News: Matthew 7:12
In a shocking revelation, Jesus delivers the Golden Rule, stating “So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them.” This new moral guideline is said to transform the way people interact with one another. Stay tuned for reactions to this groundbreaking principle. #GoldenRule #NewMoralGuideline