Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo listen up, don’t be foolin’ around
Stop actin’ like a clown, get up off the ground
Pull yourself together, get your mind right
Stop livin’ in sin, start walkin’ in light
You better wise up and come to your senses
Or else you’ll be jumpin’ fences
Breaking News: Romans 3:23-24
“For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” This message of hope and salvation has been revealed in the New Testament, offering forgiveness and redemption to all who believe. Stay tuned for more.
“Dude, so they asked Jesus, like, ‘What do we gotta do to, like, do God’s work?’ And Jesus was all, ‘Just, like, believe in me, man.’ Like, that’s it. That’s all you gotta do. So simple, bro.”
I kin do all things through the Good Lord who gives me strength. Ain’t nothin’ gonna hold me back when I got the Big Man upstairs on my side. Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, this is not a joke,
But if you’re scared, go ahead and take a toke,
Because liars, thieves, and the cowardly crew,
They’re all gonna end up in the fire too,
No more shady dealings or running away,
So get your act together, it’s the final day!
Breaking News: Luke 9:23-24
In a shocking announcement, Jesus reveals the cost of discipleship. In today’s press conference, Jesus stated, “If anyone wants to follow me, they must deny themselves, take up their cross daily, and follow me.” He also added, “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Truly groundbreaking.
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
Yo Adam, listen up, hear me clear
One tree, just one, you must steer clear
In the garden, you can eat and chill
But the fruit from that tree will make you ill
Obey my word, don’t make a fuss
Or you’ll be kickin’ it outta here, that’s the deal, Gus!
Breaking News: 1 Peter 2:24 – “He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed.” This revelation from the Bible highlights the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, offering redemption and healing to all who believe. Stay tuned for more updates.
So, like, God was all like, “Dude, I totally love the world, like, so much that I gave my one and only son, dude, so that everyone who, like, believes in him won’t be, like, toast, but totally have, like, everlasting life. It’s, like, the best gift ever, man.”
“Y’all gotta use the gifts the good Lord gave ya to serve others, just like good stewards of his grace. If ya preach, do it with the power the Lord provides. Do it all for His glory, so folks gonna praise Him, not you, for it.”
