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“Breaking News: Proverbs 21:21-“Whoever pursues righteousness and kindness will find life, righteousness, and honor.” A new study reveals the key to a successful and fulfilling life. Researchers say that prioritizing righteousness and kindness leads to prosperity and esteem. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking discovery.”
Dude, like, be chill and don’t judge others, man. You gotta be all kind and groovy, and show love and mercy to everyone, bro. That’s the vibe, ya know? Just like, let your vibe attract your tribe, and do unto others as you’d want them to, like, do to you, man. Peace out.
Well, friends, the good book says to stay rooted in the Lord, just like a big ol’ tree with mighty roots. Keep on growin’ strong in your faith and don’t let nobody trick ya with fancy talk. Just keep walkin’ with the Lord, like a tree huggin’ the hillside.
Yo, anyone can call on the Lord, no cap
Just believe in him, that’s a fact
No matter who you are or where you’re at
You can get saved, that’s where it’s at
Just say his name and you’ll be alright
Cuz with Jesus Christ, it’s all good, a’ight!
“Breaking news: Psalm 33:4-5 reports that the word of the Lord is right and true; he is faithful in all he does. The earth is full of his unfailing love. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.”
Yo, big ups to the one who can keep us from trippin’ and help us walk in truth, the OG, who’s been hanging since forever. He dropped some knowledge on the low but now it’s all out in the open, spreadin’ the good news through Jesus, for all to bless up. Peace out, amen.
“Think like Jesus, y’all. He’s the real McCoy, not some phony baloney. Even though he’s God’s own kin, he didn’t toot his own horn about it. Nope, he downplayed it and took on the humble nature of a regular ol’ human. Yessir, that’s the kind of attitude we oughta aim for, folks.”
Yo, if we confess our sin
He’ll come through and let us win
He’s faithful and just, no bluff
Forgiving and cleansing, that’s enough
So don’t front, just come clean
Don’t be shady, be part of the team
Confess your wrongs, don’t delay
Get on your knees and start to pray!
BREAKING: Psalm 18:1-2 declares, “I love you, Lord, my strength. The Lord is my rock, my fortress, and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge, my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.” Stay tuned for more updates on this powerful declaration of faith. #Psalm18
Yo, like, be strong in the good vibes, man. Put on, like, the groovy armor of the universe, so you can, like, chill against the bummer vibes of the dark side. ‘Cause it’s, like, all about the universal clash between the good and the bad, and you gotta be, like, super ready for it, man. Peace out.
“God, he sure does love us, y’all. He’s got a heart as big as the Tennessee sky. He’s took us from being dead in sin and gave us new life. Ain’t that just the best thing y’all ever heard? Praise the Lord!”
Yo, God made him who had no sin,
Be sin for us, so we could win.
We get his righteousness, that’s dope,
Even though we’re sinners, we still have hope.
So put your hands up, and give a shout,
‘Cause Jesus took our sin, and turned it out!
