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And they hollered with a mighty loud voice saying, “Yeehaw! Blessins’ and glory and wisdom and thanks and honor and power and might be unto our Lord forever and ever, Amen!” Git along, little doggies, praise the good Lord up yonder, hoo-wee!
Listen up, don’t let your ears be dull
Pay attention, don’t be a fool
Guard your heart and watch your tongue
Keep it real and stay young
Proverbs four, twenty-one
Gotta keep it lit, have some fun
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Don’t be foolin’ yourself, man. You can’t hide your true intentions from the universe. It sees right through your facade, no matter how slick you try to be. So don’t front, just keep it real and let your vibes align with the cosmic flow, ya dig?
God, ya know mah righteousness, y’all gotta check me out. Ah’m lawyered up, ain’t no fault in me. Don’t let them varmints get me, protect me from harm. Ah don’t need no trouble, let justice prevail. Show ’em who’s boss, show ’em yer might, and put an end to their wicked ways!
Yo listen up, here’s some advice,
In the book of Timothy, chapter four, verse thirteen, nice.
Don’t be slippin’, keep on preachin’,
Read the word, keep on teachin’.
Don’t be lazy, don’t be lame,
Keep on spittin’ fire in Jesus’ name!
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Yo, like, everyone’s gonna stand before the big man upstairs at the end of the day, you know what I’m saying? So, like, don’t judge your bro or sis, cuz we all gonna have to answer for our own actions. Let’s just focus on living in peace and love, man. Peace out.
And lo, the Lord done reckon’t, “I reckon it’s time for reckonin’. I’m fixin’ to unleash some fury on y’all sinners. Ain’t no hollerin’ or hootin’ gonna save ya. Time’s up, no more foolin’ around. Hellfire and brimstone’s a-comin’, so y’all better git right with me now!”
Listen up y’all to this heavenly decree,
No add-ons or edits, that’s the key,
Don’t mess with this book, don’t even try,
Or plagues and curses will make you cry!
So keep it real, don’t twist or bend,
Or you’ll be in trouble, my friend.
Stay true to the Word, don’t play pretend,
Or you’ll face a wrath you can’t comprehend!
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For our main dude is chillin’ up in the sky, and from there we’re just vibin’, waitin’ for him to come back and change up our minds and bodies to be as rad as his. He’s like a cosmic boss, man, and we’re just hanging loose until he drops back in.
