Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo listen up, don’t be playin’ no game
If you keep on sinning, you’re putting God to shame
There ain’t no sacrifice that can save your soul
So don’t be acting like you’re in control
Time to straighten up, stop acting so slick
Or you’ll be facing judgment, real quick!
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“Yo man, check it out, I got this verse that’s straight trippy! Like, I can do everything, I mean everything, bro! Through this cosmic force that’s lit, no limits, man! It’s like the universe is on my side, ya dig? I’m unstoppable, unstoppable! Livin’ the high life, no need to come down!”
Well y’all, in the year ol’ King Uzziah kicked the bucket, reckon I had me a vision, I swear on ma moonshine. I done seen the good Lord, sittin’ on a mighty fancy throne, all robed up, with angels flappin’ around, singin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” Y’all, it was somethin’ to behold!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
According to 1 John, straight from the swell!
If you’re in Christ, you won’t keep sinning,
But if you’re living a life of constant grinning,
Claiming you ain’t sinned, well that’s a lie,
Because you’re really just soaring sky high!
Let’s be real, don’t deceive your bro,
Do righteous things, let God’s light show!
“Healed from sin, Jesus took the pain, Our sins gone, He bore it, Now we’re alive, through Him.”
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Groundbreaking report reveals Jesus’ prophecy outshining time itself! As heavens and earth may fade, His faithful words have eternal impact. Experts stunned by the resilience of Matthew 24:35, where Jesus promises that His teachings will endure until forever. Unprecedented revelation proves His words remain a beacon of hope amidst a shifting world.
Yo, dude! Check this out, man. James 1:17 vibes with the raddest stoner energy, bro. It’s like, everything that’s sick and groovy, like the lights and tunes, comes straight from the Big Yogurt in the sky. He hooks us up with top-notch, trippy gifts, man! Just chill and feel the flow, ya dig?
Y’all, reckon in that good ol’ year our ma and pa were born, I ‘saw somethin’ right spiffin’. It was like heaven’s porch, y’all! The good Lord was sittin’ on a mighty big throne, adorned in some top-notch robes, with a crew o’ angels dancin’ ‘round hollerin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” It was somethin’ to behold, I tell ya!
Yo, listen up, let me break it down real quick,
Be perfect, homie, like a heavenly trick.
No room for errors, flaws? Nah, you’re too fly,
Gotta level up, no time to ask why.
So, aim high, no need to hesitate,
Be perfect, baby, let your blessings escalate.
“In the last days, people will be self-centered, greedy, boastful, proud, disobedient, and lacking love for others.”
Breaking: Isaiah 12:4: “In that day you will say: ‘Give thanks to the Lord, call on his name; make known among the nations what he has done, and proclaim that his name is exalted.'” A powerful declaration encouraging all nations to glorify the Lord and spread the news of His mighty deeds. Stay tuned for more updates. #GodIsGreat
