Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
Y’all gotta stop complainin’ ‘n arguin’ and start shinin’ like stars in the sky. Act all cheerful like but no cussin’ or fussin’. Then y’all be blameless and pure, children of God in this messed up world.
Yo, I’m knockin’ at your door, can you let me in?
I wanna chill with you, and let the good times begin
I got blessings to share, and a whole lot to give
So open up your heart, and let me in to live
I promise you won’t regret it, I’ll bring the hype
Let’s rock this party, all through the night!
Breaking News: Jesus announces the new commandment. In a shocking revelation, Jesus has declared a new commandment to his disciples, “Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” This commandment aims to showcase their identity as followers of Jesus. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. #GoldenRule #LoveOneAnother
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
Well I reckon one day the Good Lord’s gonna fill up the whole earth with his glory, and there won’t be nothin’ left but all that shiny, sparklin’ goodness. It’s gonna be like a big old ocean of God’s glory, coverin’ everything from sea to shinin’ sea. Amen!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About how we all ended up doin’ pretty swell
God opened up His arms to all, no exclusions
Even the Gentiles, no confusions
So let’s all come together, no need to fight
‘Cause in God’s eyes, we all shine bright
Breaking News: John 3:16 – “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” This impactful message has sparked a global conversation about faith and salvation, leaving millions pondering the profound love and sacrifice of God. Stay tuned for updates.
In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was nothin’ made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of humans. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
Don’t getcherself all riled up, God ain’t lookin’ to bust yer chops. He’s got a heart big enough to make room for ya’ll. Jus’ open up to Him, and He’ll show ya mercy, like a hound dog showin’ love to its young’uns.
Listen up, I got a message for y’all
God chose you to be his own, hear his call
From the beginning, he had it in mind
So don’t be trippin’, stay on the grind
He called you through the Gospel, that’s real
You’re in the crew, now let’s seal the deal!
“Love is always truthful and never gives up. It always trusts, always hopes, and always endures. Love will never end.”
Breaking News: 1 Corinthians 13: 6-7 reveals that love is unwavering, trustworthy, and enduring. This powerful message of love is a beacon of hope in a turbulent world, offering steadfastness and resilience to all who embrace it.
