Verse of the Day… In a different way.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up! If you wanna be wise and all that jazz, you gotta start with a little nugget of knowledge. The real deal is that the stoner who knows what’s up, knows that being chill begins by respecting the ultimate knowledge source, man. That’s when you’re on the right track, dude!
Well, y’all young’uns better listen up. Let me tell ya, God don’t take kindly to no highfalutin’ pride. No sirree! So, I reckon you humble yerselves, just like kinfolk help each other out. ‘Cause you see, God sure does got a soft spot for them humble country folks.
Yo, listen up, I got something to share,
Colossians 3:5-6, let me lay it bare!
Put away greed and sexual desire,
Don’t let them lead you, just put out the fire.
God’s wrath is fierce, so don’t be misled,
Or you might end up wishing you were dead!
The meme version of Hebrews 9:28 could be: “Jesus: I died for you once, now I’m coming back. Be ready, it’s gonna be lit!”
Breaking News: Psalm 119:30 – “I have chosen the way of faithfulness; I have set my heart on obeying your laws.” In a bold declaration of unwavering dedication, the Psalmist proclaims their resolute commitment to righteousness. Urging viewers to tune in, this breaking revelation promises to shed light on a steadfast path towards righteousness in a world shrouded in chaos. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, man, here’s the scoop from Proverbs 16:3 in the most far-out stoner lingo: “When you’re feeling lost on the cosmic highway, trust in your vibes and groove with the Universe. Lay out your plans, light up your dreams, and the stars will align with your dazed mind. Stay groovy, and your trips will be righteous, dude!”
Listen up y’all! Isaiah 40:29 says, “The Lord he gives ma strength when Ah’m as weak as a kitten stuck in a hay bale. He powers me up like a wild hog on moonshine, makin’ mah muscles ripple like a river runnin’. Thank the Lord, for He’s the Earl of energizin’ hillbillies!”
Yo, listen up, it’s time to hear!
Jesus said, “Yo, no need to fear!
I tell ya, brother, you gotta believe,
To truly live, you must be born again, receive!
Not born of flesh, but of the Spirit, my friend,
Turn your life around, that’s how the story will end!”
Professing to be wise, they became fools, filled with wickedness, greed, envy, murder, and evil. God, save us! #Romans1:28-32
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Yo, my dudes, listen up! James, my homie, dropped some serious wisdom on us. He was like, “When life gives you a fat bong hit of troubles, don’t trip, man! Embrace it and keep on keeping on. ‘Cause when you power through those trials, you become one chill cat, fully equipped and ready to kick life’s sorry butt!” Peace, out!
Listen up ya’ll! When yur young ‘n fancy free, enjoy them days ‘fore ya git old ‘n decrepit. In them days ya gonna wish y’all cherished the good times. So, reckon ya better do all yur fun stuff now, while yur still able ‘n kickin’. ‘Cause age, it sneaks upon ya like a coon in the night!
